Man stands his ground against moose ♂️

[b055m4n]

Check this out... Bull moose become more aggressive during mating season, which occurs. Moose attacks are avoided by staying a safe distance from the moose and refraining from acting in a threatening or aggressive manner toward them. This man is a true alpha preditor.

Imagine a 1,500-pound (680-kilogram) brown mass galloping toward you. Antlers six feet (1.8 meters) from end to end. Would you claim your territory or freeze like a bitch?

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

I'd probably freeze like a bitch.. that was quite something o.o fucking top bloke

 

[PinkE]

Brave son a bitch

 

[Leech_Zombie]

My faaaaaavourtie animal. ???????

 

[snatch]

Asshat

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

I thought when you said moose it was another name for a nigger, kind of acted like one

 

[Ward Cleaver]

This man is a true alpha predator.

"A true alpha predator..." LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL... Seriously?

That guy is nothing but a fat, out of shape pig who can barely walk in the wild without stumbling.

Also, that fat slob wasn't "standing his ground."
It's the woods...it's the moose's ground...it's not in fatty's yard or driveway.

The moose didn't think that hog was even worth his time...and left.

If a female moose was in the vicinity, and that male moose had decided to attack, then that fat slob would have been in his local Emergency Room...whining and crying to the E.R. Doc like a little pussy bitch...complaining about how a moose had "attacked" him.


Regards,
-Ward

 

[Brainfart]

See the size of that fat fuck. The moose thought I'm not taking on something that big and ran away.

 

[Janine]

That magnificent moose why waste my time and effort on this fat lard ass pos??

 

[Jizdrop1]

Brave son a bitch

I'd say more like a bellend or he's got menc health probs.

 

[Interregnum]

Plzzzz... its me, i would choke it with my bare hands pffft...
And irl i would cry for mommy

 

[KBlock]

I am loving that guys hat lol chode!! Hell no I wouldn't stand my ground I'd freeze but I also have this reflex with the animals I use my sweet gentle mom voice when I take to them because all animals respond better to a gental warm voice

 

[b055m4n]

"A true alpha predator..." LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL... Seriously?

That guy is nothing but a fat, out of shape pig who can barely walk in the wild without stumbling.

Also, that fat slob wasn't "standing his ground."
It's the woods...it's the moose's ground...it's not in fatty's yard or driveway.

The moose didn't think that hog was even worth his time...and left.

If a female moose was in the vicinity, and that male moose had decided to attack, then that fat slob would have been in his local Emergency Room...whining and crying to the E.R. Doc like a little pussy bitch...complaining about how a moose had "attacked" him.


Regards,
-Ward

I tried to edit it, minus the preditor part.

 

[b055m4n]

I am loving that guys hat lol chode!! Hell no I wouldn't stand my ground I'd freeze but I also have this reflex with the animals I use my sweet gentle mom voice when I take to them because all animals respond better to a gental warm voice

Said Snow White ?

 

[b055m4n]

That magnificent moose why waste my time and effort on this fat lard ass pos??

Looks like you did though

 

[KBlock]

Said Snow White ?

Exactly!!! I'd be the dopest snow white ever!!!

 

[PinkE]

I'd say more like a bellend or he's got menc health probs.

I'd a pissed myself being up in it's face like that. I live in Colorado right at the bottom of the Rockies, I know to be scared of wildlife. ( I'm guessing his buddy has some sort of gun aimed on it)

 

[Jizdrop1]

I'd a pissed myself being up in it's face like that. I live in Colorado right at the bottom of the Rockies, I know to be scared of wildlife. ( I'm guessing his buddy has some sort of gun aimed on it)

Yes deffo or else the tit wouldn't have done it.

 

[snatch]

Walking in the woods some day and the earth speaks thunder, hit the ground and cover your head.

 

[Equal Hater]

I think he is as brave as an idiot playing Russian roulette. He got lucky this time and on the next he will be demolished, and deservedly so.