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Dreams Thread

High-Grade said:
tell us what you do - you took a dream course at college - im amazed...
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Well I actually am a unicorn hunter. The horns make great paper weights. And the Chinese pay lots for them as they grind them up and drink it in tea. It cures communism. I am also in construction, I make houses for leprechauns. Its so easy, I buy barbie party houses and re-do the wallpaper, put carpets down, tile the roof with scrabble tiles then insulate the walls with pop tarts. It's a great way to earn a lucky living. I'm also a part time bigfoot. I enjoy that as I'm outside a lot but getting shot at is scary.
I'll not go into my weekend work the comment will be too long. (I rob joke shops)
 
Just before I woke today...
In a gallery looking at a painting. The person in the painting is sitting in a chair holding up their hand that's in a white glove, the hand has 6 fingers.
The person is saying "but I don't have six fingers, I don't"!!!
When I walk to the next painting and look back, one of the fingers is gone but now there's a puddle of white between their legs.
 
Rabidface said:
I remember a dream I had when very young, or nightmare I should say.
You know the nazi in Indian Jones who melts his hand on the gold gem dealy? Well he climbed out of the TV in the front room of the house we used to live in until I was 11 so I will have been younger than that when I had the Dream. Anyway, he climbs out the TV and is coming for me. I left the house and ran off in my street which looked right but with some changes. I was running and when I would look back he'd be just behind me walking but somehow keeping up with me. I ended up running around the block while he walked slowly but kept up with me until I got back home and I had the idea if I eject the VHS he would disappear, so I remember being on my knees in front of the video pressing eject. The VHS machine was one where the tape comes out of the top and I couldn't get it to work. Then I turned around and he was walking in my house in his long black coat on. Trenchcoat! That's it I struggled to think of that name! I was thinking mac for some reason.
So I saw him coming in straight towards me and I managed to wake myself up.
The end. Not much to it but I remember it clearly. It was a summers evening when the sky is orangey.
I also had a nightmare after looking at the cover of the shining. Not any part of the film, just looking at the VHS cover gave me a nightmare. I'll not bore you with another long story
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Did you fall asleep watching the movie Shocker?Or better yet,Brainscan
 
Stranglemeplz said:
Did you fall asleep watching the movie Shocker?Or better yet,Brainscan
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I did not. Nicotine gum and patches give good vivid dreams. The best though are when withdrawal symptoms are happening. Either if you smoke Mary Jane every day for years then stop or drink for weeks daily then go to sleep, sweat like fuck and have lots of crazy dreams. When I smoked resin everyday for 10 years then stopped as I thought I was talking to myself I would wake up in a paddling pool. Mingus.
 
Legendary Fuckwad said:
I had a dream that I called into work.
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To say what? I'm not coming in to the cartel today senior Diaz? Jeez. My beheading knives are blunt? I feel ill after eating that raw man heart the other day? I must crawl on my knees to the lady muerta statue to pay my respect? (like in breaking bad)
I only say this as you as good as admitted to being a murderer. Kinda sorts. I may have read between the lines and taken liberties but I believe I'm correct.
Plz don't kill me
 
Rabidface said:
To say what? I'm not coming in to the cartel today senior Diaz? Jeez. My beheading knives are blunt? I feel ill after eating that raw man heart the other day? I must crawl on my knees to the lady muerta statue to pay my respect? (like in breaking bad)
I only say this as you as good as admitted to being a murderer. Kinda sorts. I may have read between the lines and taken liberties but I believe I'm correct.
Plz don't kill me
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Cute but I’m not a wetback. Do you have an ISIS version?
 
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