Serious Confessions..

[stok3d]

Do you have a confession? Something dark or evil that you did without getting caught? Post it here. And please, save the comedy, I'd like to see some real confessions, kind of like the ones they have on PostSecret, only raunchier or more provocative. I'll go first..

I was 16ish when the Super Nintendo came out. At the time, some friends and I were very excited for it, but we didn't have the money to buy the system and games. My friend 'Jim' had a casual friend named 'Tyler' (he was a faggot). Tyler had one of those small keychain 'barcode' membership cards for a place called 'Jumbo Video'. Jim and I conspired to get Tyler's membership card, and one night, Tyler was hanging out with us and left his keys in his coat. I took his membership card off of his keychain. The next night, Jim and I went to Jumbo Video and 'rented' the Super Nintendo and 3 games (F-Zero, Mario World, and Pilotwings) using Tyler's card.

On the walk home, we took everything out of the packaging, and I threw the styrofoam-padded 'briefcase' that housed the rental system on the roof of a public school, along with the game cases. We stripped the 'Jumbo Video' stickers from the SNES system and the cartridges as well. Jim and I took turns with the console every week. We never got caught, nor did we feel bad in the slightest about what we did, even though I now realize it was a shitty thing to do to someone.

 

[UNKNOWN ENTITY6969666]

Stole some change out of grandmas change jar, and blamed it on a couple niggers

 

[HG]

Pilotwings

Great game - sooooo many stoned hours burnt playing it...

 

[Ku Klux Kloyce]

Broke into a church when I was 19 and banged my gf on the pulpit floor
Also turned over some chairs and shit.

 

[kaijucore]

I was 5. My brother was 4. He was a bed wetter and I wasn’t. One night I had to piss extremely badly but I had a terrible fear of the dark and couldn’t step foot into the pitch black hallway outside our shared bedroom. I climbed down from top bunk and pissed in his bed instead. Just looked like another one of his accidents. Never got caught. No regrets.

The piss bandit prevails.

 

[kaijucore]

Broke into a church when I was 19 and banged my gf on the pulpit floor
Also turned over some chairs and shit.

Non ironically adding this to my bucket list. That’s a little hot.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

A long time ago, I was working in a video shop when two little scrotes came in. The bluffing little shits stole someones card and 'rented' a Super Nintendo console and three fucking games!

I was so livid I went straight home and murdered the shit out of my family and blamed it on niggers.

So thanks for that, ya pricks.

 

[UNKNOWN ENTITY6969666]

Also one time I broke into an elementary school with a large rock and stole a bunch of one dollar bills that were going to be used to fund a art project where the little kiddies were going to make paper kites.. fuck them kids

 

[stok3d]

A long time ago, I was working in a video shop when two little scrotes came in. The bluffing little shits stole someones card and 'rented' a Super Nintendo console and three fucking games!

I was so livid I went straight home and murdered the shit out of my family and blamed it on niggers.

So thanks for that, ya pricks.

As soon as my brain registered 'video shop' I fucking knew..You bastard...ha!

 

[Pïggÿ]

When I was about five my mom was giving my sister and I a bath at the same time. Idk why she wanted us to do it in the tub, but she was making us brush our teeth. When mom wasnt looking I pissed on my sister’s toothbrush real quick. Not sure why, guess I thought it’d be funny at the time. My mom didn’t really believe her when she said I just peed on it so she halfass-edly rinsed it under the tap for like two seconds and then put toothpaste on it. Kinda feel bad about it lol.

Another time when I was little I took a plastic cup from one of her tea party playsets, pissed in it, and whipped it as hard as I could at the wall in our bedroom. I don’t feel bad about that one, that was all laughs.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

I was once the headmaster of an elementary school. I started an art project for the kiddies by donating a wad of $1 bills for an arty kite project.

Well, the money got fucking stole, didn't it?

I was so fucking livid I went on a school shooting rampage, then committed suicide.

Luckily, it got blamed on niggers.

 

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