Stupid things you’ve done for sex

[MasochisticMommy]

once I was having a great time at a party getting drunk and ready to fuck (2017ish) spending all this time milking this guy up to have the best time ever we get to the bedroom and we’re fuckin obviously it’s not going as well as I expected he was soft and delicate like a pussy ass bitch so I just said (ok harder choke me) he literally pulled out midsex looked me dead in my eyes and told me I was a complete weirdo and who says things like that he left lmao I finished off with ol reliable when I got home and never heard of him again.

Or when I was like 17 this army guy way older then me 25? I wanna say would pick me up sometimes and take me on extravagant outings like dinners on boats or amusement parks then we would go to his house where he would strap me to the bed and eat my vagina… we never had sex but he would always make sure to give me head not really sure why I’m sure he wanted to marry me until I realized I could make him do what I wanted then the relationship deteriorated lol.

 

[Smooby]

I look back on when I was young and think how ridiculous I was for acting/dressing like a whore for attention. It didn't even matter if I was attracted to the guy, I still wanted him to want me and I would even give it to him if I felt inclined at the moment. Women are like retarded toddlers.

 

[NObanana4you]

Drove 200km for what I thought was going to be a good evening. She was close to legless drunk, she fell asleep. I took money for the fuel back home, I think I was justified.

 

[wiggins]

Mr Wiggles, you are getting worse 😂

Back in the day there was only one of us but we had to move quickly, like at light speed, or 'C' as we like to say as in E=MC2 (Squared that is...)

And it's 'Wiggins' actually, just saying, Ms Shirking Reality...

Drove 200km for what I thought was going to be a good evening. She was close to legless drunk, she fell asleep. I took money for the fuel back home, I think I was justified.

Took money for the fuel. Yes, smooooth moooove...

Classy. Real classy.

With morals like that I wonder why you didn't go the Cosby on her...

'Cause Black Cock Matters...

once I was having a great time at a party getting drunk and ready to fuck (2017ish) spending all this time milking this guy up to have the best time ever we get to the bedroom and we’re fuckin obviously it’s not going as well as I expected he was soft and delicate like a pussy ass bitch so I just said (ok harder choke me) he literally pulled out midsex looked me dead in my eyes and told me I was a complete weirdo and who says things like that he left lmao I finished off with ol reliable when I got home and never heard of him again.

Or when I was like 17 this army guy way older then me 25? I wanna say would pick me up sometimes and take me on extravagant outings like dinners on boats or amusement parks then we would go to his house where he would strap me to the bed and eat my vagina… we never had sex but he would always make sure to give me head not really sure why I’m sure he wanted to marry me until I realized I could make him do what I wanted then the relationship deteriorated lol.

Never had sex...

 

[wiggins]

Back in the day there was only one of us but we had to move quickly, like at light speed, or 'C' as we like to say as in E=MC2 (Squared that is...)

And it's 'Wiggins' actually, just saying, Ms Shirking Reality...

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Took money for the fuel. Yes, smooooth moooove...

Classy. Real classy.

With morals like that I wonder why you didn't go the Cosby on her...

'Cause Black Cock Matters...

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Never had sex...

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"Ah neva had sex with that woman..."

Picture below is Monica B. J. Lewinsky

 

[Bill Murray]

I used to do anal in my relationships because I felt obligated.

You're a fag?

 

[mrln]

All in your size

you like big women,hu...

 

[D.O.A.]

The only stupid thing you can do for sex is pay for it.

 

[Bill Murray]

The only stupid thing you can do for sex is pay for it.

You ALWAYS pay for it in one way or another.

 

[Graziani]

The only stupid thing you can do for sex is pay for it.

one day you will have white hair and to fuck a girl 20 years younger , you will pay for that.
Or... she is available and free pussy

 

[deviant2]

one day you will have white hair and to fuck a girl 20 years younger , you will pay for that.
Or... she is available and free pussy

did you blurr the magazine and whatever that is behind the door?
get out of yer mum's closet, graz








did you just throw a banana at me?

 

[D.O.A.]

one day you will have white hair and to fuck a girl 20 years younger , you will pay for that.
Or... she is available and free pussy

You're desperate or lonley.

You ALWAYS pay for it in one way or another.

A bucket of KFC is cheap

 

[Bunni3UsedRespawn]

Just need to show off my 32H besties & boys gon stand in line.

If it results in sex then it's not stupid.

Unless you're in prison, of course.

Prison's still good to get off. Them bars probably pretty hard

 

[Bill Murray]

A bucket of KFC is cheap

You get what you pay for

 

[D.O.A.]

You get what you pay for

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I'm just pointing out the obvious. I would never fuck a nigger (unless it's with a knife)

 

[Bill Murray]

I would never fuck a nigger

I don't know, I think you secretly like the darkies. Maybe a little abbo action now and then?

 

[D.O.A.]

I don't know, I think you secretly like the darkies. Maybe a little abbo action now and then?

Nope, there is no such thing as an attractive nigger if you are white.

 

[Bill Murray]

Nope, there is no such thing as an attractive nigger if you are white.

you passed the test

 

[Smooby]

You're a fag?

lol no try again

 

[Bill Murray]

lol no try again

chick with a dick?