bizarre Female Jumper Almost Hits Guy

[Sweet Death]

In Almaty, a 23-year-old landed almost directly on the head of a random passerby.
She made a steep dive from the 19th floor.

 

[Dr Deacon]

Good bounce. As usual, no one gives a shit.

 

[GoreExorcist]

They are both lucky in their respective ways. She is lucky cos she wanted to end her life and achieved that goal. He is lucky she didn't land on his head or his lights would be out too.

 

[igotyour40acres]

I often wonder what's going through a person's head when they jump like that, and in this case, it looks like her elbows...

 

[GuanoLoco]

You know he has splatter all over him. Lol

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

So close, she's going to have to try again

 

[Eck]

That was the shite splatter fae his erse flying , he woulda heard the crunch o bone the lot 😳. Lucky boy he's alive

 

[Punisher_1]

If she would have hit him would that have been a murder - suicide?

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Another reason why you should pay attention in math class. If you ever decide to off yourself and other moving objects are involved, you need some calculus to get that shit right.

 

[Rick James]

That was the shite splatter fae his erse flying , he woulda heard the crunch o bone the lot 😳. Lucky boy he's alive

Are you from Scotland? I’m totally picturing what you sound like in my head.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Some women will do anything to put a man down.
Probably a feminist.

 

[Eck]

Are you from Scotland? I’m totally picturing what you sound like in my head.

Aye ..... I bet you ain't got my accent playing in yir heid properly tho 🤣🤣, a twinge o weegie wi a smattering o chav n a touch o middle class fuckabootery is hoo a spraff

 

[Rick James]

Aye ..... I bet you ain't got my accent playing in yir heid properly tho 🤣🤣, a twinge o weegie wi a smattering o chav n a touch o middle class fuckabootery is hoo a spraff

When i try and picture Scottish, i remember Mel Gibson in Braveheart.

 

[codge]

She saw red on the way down

 

[Jennifer Jolie]

Just missed

 

[Jeremyliam]

That was so close…

 

[qlit]

I often wonder what's going through a person's head when they jump like that, and in this case, it looks like her elbows...View attachment 682419

People who fly down pass out.

 

[thebully08$]

Are you from Scotland? I’m totally picturing what you sound like in my head.

I don't know what the fuck he said
But good on ya matey
Tally ho
Cheerio
Now cork your bloody beak mate

 

[rodmanii]

Good bounce. As usual, no one gives a shit.

and you would?

 

[Dr Deacon]

and you would?

I don't live in a muslim infested backward shithole like this so yes, if I was a passerby I probably would.