bizarre Don't kiss me fucker

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Sorry, Your breath smells like a french fry.

 

[yellowbelly83]

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Meth much?

 

[Ellzibette]

Maybe he will no longer try to pretend a seagull is a pet.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

With a beak like that I see how the bird thought he was his mother.

 

[Bill Murray]

@HG, have you been trying to get amorous with the seabirds again?

 

[djdeeds]

That beak has sifted through the bin juice and pecked at dead rats guts .. enjoy your upcoming tingly lip infection

 

[hedgerow]

birds are the best pets, when you're tired of them you just throw them in the air and they go away

 

[Bill Murray]

birds are the best pets, when you're tired of them you just throw them in the air and they go away

You can also roast them for a tasty dinner

 

[hedgerow]

You can also roast them for a tasty dinner

i like your idea better...death to birds

 

[Bill Murray]

i like your idea better...death to birds

Aside from the cute chickadees living in my yard, most robins (although they're loud in the morning), Canadian Geese, most ducks and most grouse/pheasants/forest birds all other birds can fuck off. Starting with gulls and magpies, both goddamned miserable. My previous city councilor was whining about not enough food donations to the homeless shelters, I sent him an email offering to shoot as many as I could and the homeless could pick them up and cook 'em. I did not receive a reply.

 

[pappa stupid]

this was followed by the violent rape and murder of a seagull 😥

 

[happy-golucky]

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Crack heads really are something else 😂😂

 

[Jeffroush56]

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I don't blame the bird. That's the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen