animals Jaws scares kids

[girl101]

Jaws scares the shit out of kids

 

[Deleted member 46687]

I can confirm, jaws still has me refusing to put my feet out dangling from under the duvet.....just in case he's there, waiting to bite my feet off.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I rode that at Universal! I remember it well. I remember that it was boring as hell because I knew it was all fake. I mean, how can you rustle up excitement when you know it's not real?..

 

[GarGoil]

Some of the minors present went on to receive counseling for this experience while the rest simply signed-up for a GoreGrish account.

 

[punkduck]

Jaws scares the shit out of kids

I hate kids. hate em.

 

[Phatman]

I thought it said "Jews scare kids" what a fucking disappointment.

 

[tonytulo]

Been there shit is soo funny

 

[CrazyDiamond57]

I thought it said "Jews scare kids" what a fucking disappointment.

Same hear. And even after watching it, I was wondering wtf.

 

[AnaofTheHills]

I rode that at Universal! I remember it well. I remember that it was boring as hell because I knew it was all fake. I mean, how can you rustle up excitement when you know it's not real?..

It’s this mechanism you have as a human and especially as a child: Imagination. Which is the sorta the whole point of Universal Studios and movies in general.

 

[GarGoil]

I rode that at Universal! I remember it well. I remember that it was boring as hell because I knew it was all fake. I mean, how can you rustle up excitement when you know it's not real?..

For some, not me, this process is known as suspension of disbelief.

So you say the giant professionally produced animatronic shark was in no way frightening to you as a child... and here we are on a gore site....

 

[girl101]

I rode that at Universal! I remember it well. I remember that it was boring as hell because I knew it was all fake. I mean, how can you rustle up excitement when you know it's not real?..

Disappointed you should ride the Hollywood version.. That one is boring as hell.

 

[Chief Queef]

I'm not one for incessantly scaring children but that shit is too funny. Kids need to have thier cages rattled once in awhile. Especially this non binary cesspool spawned from snowflakes that is just on the horizon...

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I'm not one for incessantly scaring children but that shit is too funny. Kids need to have thier cages rattled once in awhile. Especially this non binary cesspool spawned from snowflakes that is just on the horizon...

I appreciate what you said. Listen, I have two grandsons now...one is about to turn 2 and the other soon to turn 4. Even though we've drilled it into their little heads to not run into the road, look both ways always, don't take any treats or pet puppies in vans, ect; I know deep down that when something arranges, they will just GO or DO. I told my daughters I would like to show them some gore videos of children getting ran over by cars... I just want them to know, you know? Yes, I want them to be protected and comfortable, but I also want them to know and be aware...

For some, not me, this process is known as suspension of disbelief.

So you say the giant professionally produced animatronic shark was in no way frightening to you as a child... and here we are on a gore site....

Well, you certainly hit the nail on the head, didn't you? LOL! Yes! Bring out the real stuff....!

 

[Charles Bliss]

Universal one is boring as hell, only a half-brain would be scared.

 

[Bender41]

Whimpy kids...i bet as a kid i would laugh my ass off

 

[methedup77]

I rode that at Universal! I remember it well. I remember that it was boring as hell because I knew it was all fake. I mean, how can you rustle up excitement when you know it's not real?..

Shouldve used starving great whites and only feed on ppl from the boat. Shit they could fill those boas with chinks for decades and still be over populated over there

 

[Jeffroush56]

Jaws scares the shit out of kids

This must be about the time youngsters started becoming PUSSIES