Stupid things you’ve done for sex

[Irishrepublic]

needing to get drunk to ask her should have been a red-flag to you

I didn't plan it. I was just drunk at the time and thought it would be a good idea

 

[hedgerow]

Twenty years ago, I hopped on a plane and flew clear across the country, all in pursuit of... well, let's just say something that starts with a P and ends in Ussy. She was smoking hot and had a streak of wildness that appealed to my equally questionable tastes. Plus, I was in that special state of being both desperately horny and spectacularly bored, a lethal combo.

sounds good

 

[Russellmark11]

I had been dating this chick, let's call her Beth, for a couple of weeks when she said she wanted to move out of her parents house so her kids that lived with her ex could live with her. I said "Good for you." So after a week she found a house but the rent was $1500 a month. She said the only way she could afford it is if she got a roommate but the house only had 3 bedrooms and her kids required two of those. And so she cried to me about it and begged me to move out of my house which was near my work in the town. The other house was 15 miles out town. So of course I sign the lease with her and move all my stuff in and help her with all of hers. Then the day after we have moved everything in, even the kids, this bitch comes to me and says she is breaking up with me and she had started dating someone else. And that I had to sleep on the couch while living there. There I was stuck. And then she proceeded to hardly ever coming home or if she did it was 11 or 12 at night. So I was having to take care of two teenage kids who weren't mine and a great dane that was hers. I was able to move out after three months, but only because she got tired of feeling guilty when she came home and her kids liking me more than her. Never trust a woman who is 30 and has two teenage kids.

 

[mrln]

I had been dating this chick, let's call her Beth, for a couple of weeks when she said she wanted to move out of her parents house so her kids that lived with her ex could live with her. I said "Good for you." So after a week she found a house but the rent was $1500 a month. She said the only way she could afford it is if she got a roommate but the house only had 3 bedrooms and her kids required two of those. And so she cried to me about it and begged me to move out of my house which was near my work in the town. The other house was 15 miles out town. So of course I sign the lease with her and move all my stuff in and help her with all of hers. Then the day after we have moved everything in, even the kids, this bitch comes to me and says she is breaking up with me and she had started dating someone else. And that I had to sleep on the couch while living there. There I was stuck. And then she proceeded to hardly ever coming home or if she did it was 11 or 12 at night. So I was having to take care of two teenage kids who weren't mine and a great dane that was hers. I was able to move out after three months, but only because she got tired of feeling guilty when she came home and her kids liking me more than her. Never trust a woman who is 30 and has two teenage kids.

so long -short. she suckered you.
how long ago was this?
i wudda snapped.

 

[Russellmark11]

so long -short. she suckered you.
how long ago was this?
i wudda snapped.

This was about 12 years ago. It was just confusing. But there were a couple of women that I dated that instead of breaking up, they first wanted to make sure there was someone better out there first. So they would become shady and then expect me to not notice or want me to notice and then me break up with them so they don't feel guilty.

 

[SMOKESKULL]

If any girl says she likes anal sex, she has to be lying. My ex husband was obsessed with it but he was a masochistic psycho

I had a girlfriend who insisted on it every morning. Her pussy was always crusty from the night before so I was like hey why not.

 

[mrln]

This was about 12 years ago. It was just confusing. But there were a couple of women that I dated that instead of breaking up, they first wanted to make sure there was someone better out there first. So they would become shady and then expect me to not notice or want me to notice and then me break up with them so they don't feel guilty.

yea bro i went thru that stage too. maybe they were the same broads. or related. and its fucked up. its like they just "settled" or sumthin. well they lost. one wound up with a guy who od'd and the other got knocked up and wound up raising the kid herself because the guy was a lewzer and went to jail.
i have a career and a house. and a wife. but they thought the grass was greener. HA!

 

[Russellmark11]

yea bro i went thru that stage too. maybe they were the same broads. or related. and its fucked up. its like they just "settled" or sumthin. well they lost. one wound up with a guy who od'd and the other got knocked up and wound up raising the kid herself because the guy was a lewzer and went to jail.
i have a career and a house. and a wife. but they thought the grass was greener. HA!

I know Beth ended up getting pregnant a few years later so she had two kids in their 20's and then a newborn. Fuck that. I've served my time, 29 years having kids in the house and dealing with 3 baby's mamas. I couldn't serve another 18.

 

[ShibbaMeTimba]

The strangest fuck for me possibly was this guy that I had seen around (we went to the same school too but totally different crowds), a few years older than me, I didn't really know him/he didn't really know me but I was the kind of girl who went after what she wanted. I got his number through the grape vine, called him once or twice.. we talked about meeting up but one day I called him & his mom answered... She was the sweetest woman, we ended up chatting for about an hour and she said he would be back soon and she actually invited me over so I had a friend pick me up and drop me off at his house.. remind you we still hadn't officially met yet but I was like fuck it cool. When he got home I was sitting in his room on his bed waiting for him (not in a sexy or naked way but yeah) when he walked in, he had another girl with him 🤣 (I later found out that they were kind of seeing eachother/hooking up or whatever) but in my head I was like shit, I'm not leaving unless he wants/asks me to.. again I went after what I wanted so I was not planning to leave.. possibly cock blocking... Whatever.. Eventually, he took homegirl home while I patiently waited in his bed. When he got back, obviously we fucked but after about 5 mins of me riding it, he got all sentimental & wanted to stop (I'm almost positive he was about to rock off and possibly was embarrassed as again, 5 mins or less of me riding it but fuck why be embarrassed we could've gone for a round#2!?) so he wanted to stop fucking and was all like "oh I want to really get to know you on a deeper level, I want this to mean something blahblahblah" and totally ruined the fuck as well as the hardcore metal image I had built up of him in my head that matched his style. Needless to say I was totally turned off, I just wanted a nice/wild fuck to match the image I had drawn up in my mind.. I never answered any of his calls again and when I saw him in public afterwards, I totally dodged. Every. Single. Time. What a downer too... Like I just knew the sex was going to be bomb but instead he ruined it getting emotional and shit... I mean I gave him a real shot too... The girls he usually was seen with were greasy grungy girls and I was at least an 8 compared to the generous 3's he was usually seen with... What the fuck. Oh well 🤷‍♀️ memories 🤣🤣


Lmfao that literally made me LOL next time we have a Convo that includes anal, I'm going to have to use that phrase all jokes aside 🤣😭🤣

Welp, sounds like you used to be a "jezebel" 😶.. lol

 

[tkim0618]

Getting a girlfriend. Needy, immature girls ain't worth it. Even if their badonkas are massive.

 

[Imi]

when you were young and free and healthy, you were still driven by hormones like a bull and want sex with many girls, that is a natural thing
But when you're older, with a lot of illnesses and medications, (dates deliberately distracted by others, after two decades), you're almost uninterested and tired and nervous about the theme as incredible as it is
It's a long time almost two decades and having other people decide who and when you can have sex is ridiculous and frustrating at the same time
Many medications also suppress sexual feelings, not just the disease for which you are taking them
I wouldn't do anything for sex, I'm not a prostitute for any amount of money
I only have sex with a woman when I want to and when she wants to, and I sleep with whoever I want, not with women chosen by others

 

[Bender41]

Paying
Telling someone you love them
Giving a massage until......right

 

[She Who Eats Darkness]

Welp, sounds like you used to be a "jezebel" 😶.. lol

lmao to say the least yeah

 

[K.I.T.T.]

lmao to say the least yeah

That's a lovely photo of you! I bet you're the hottest chick in the entire trailer park.