Crime Barber Attacked

[Bethy 🔥]

 

[DokraOwl]

If someone comes up to you waving a machete and hitting you with it, don't keep approaching and talking to them.

 

[Phatman]

Lucky he only spanked him with it instead of choppy chop chop.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

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I'am Not Impressed!!!
He had some SEVERE CARNAGE CAPABILITIES here!!! And we hv been robbed of them ALL!!! WHAT A DICK!!!
🤨🤨🤨...SP

 

[CunningLinguist]

If someone comes up to you waving a machete and hitting you with it, don't keep approaching and talking to them.

What if you have that exact model machete at home, and you want to talk about how well it keeps an edge?

 

[LifeIStough]

Alway in the barber shop.

 

[decimdekimu]

Guess his cut wasn't fresh enough

 

[DokraOwl]

What if you have that exact model machete at home, and you want to talk about how well it keeps an edge?

This is the only acceptable exception.

 

[Harumph]

He'll never pass barber school with that action!