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Funny That's not a fire u dummy
- Thread starter Lord Gutsy
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BlinkinFlip
Rookie
They really are a very special breed.
Speechless 😶
letterhead
Psycho bitch
If they had brains they would be dangerous 😳
tonyninetoes
I can’t believe its not bu’tar
Finally got it put out in the final
Second of the video ! Phew 😮💨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
Second of the video ! Phew 😮💨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
And this is the race that supposedly invented gunpowder and paper - I'm more inclined to think these were invented by accident as Chinks really are a race of absolute brainless retards. The sooner they become extinct the better.
Stormy Llewellyn
Forum Veteran
Larry, Curly, and Moe....
Elmondo
Do I look thirsty ?
DokraOwl
Hooter
Gunpowder was indeed invented by accident. The Chinese were trying to invent an elixir of life. So they mixed every single thing imaginable together and just kept eating it seeing if it made them live longer. Soon one of these mixtures exploded randomly while it was in the cooking pot. This concoction was made with the white salt found under cow dung piles, as luck would have it this was the crucial nitrate component that needed only be mixed with the charcoal from the fire to cause an explosion. Alot of alchemists of this time discovered chemical reactions like this by accident and never knew why they worked.
As late as the turn of the 1800's the most basic concepts of chemistry were only just barely becoming known in Europe - nearly 1,000 years later.
Careless knuclebeaks there is a "fire" just like it on the other side they are making no effort to extinguish. Surely we could all perish...
Oh my Lord. Bless their hearts...
Meanwhile..
Meanwhile..
DokraOwl
Hooter
Wait until you learn how Phosphorus was discovered. A man named Hennig Brandt was trying to find the secret to making gold. So he figured urine looked like gold so maybe he could get gold out of urine. He collected over 1000 gallons of peepee and boiled it for days and days until it was all super concentrated into a fine paste. Then he took the concentrated urine and distilled it. As he was distilling it a white powder began to collect in the glass boiler. When it was dry it illuminated. Brandt had created the first florescent light source - the same chemical used in today's florescent lamps. The year was 1669. He collected the powder and discovered it glowed green even after all heat and light was taken away from it. Glow in the dark toys, paint, fertilizer, matches, white phosphorus munitions, flares, florescent lamps, etc were all made possible because this madman boiled 1000 gallons of urine trying to make it into a bar of gold.
drooly zager
Rookie
like the far east asian troops the Russians deployed against the Germans in the siege of Berlin in the final days of ww2 .They would take home light bulbs from the destroyed city to show the villagers back home these magic spheres that emit light .problem was none of these mongol villages had electricity.
Calling these people morons would probably be considered a compliment
I'm reminded of the Three Stooges Short Sing A Song Of Six Pants, where Larry Fine was trying to remove what he thought was a spot from a pair of trousers until he wore out a hole in the fabric only to realize it was sunlight shining through a hole in the window shade. And that was acting! Watch it here in the first three and a quarter minutes of the whole short.
