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[Bad Hippo]

Link please 🤣

If you are a fag-hippo, you know what I mean. If you don't know, you probably don't deserve the link.

 

[wiggins]

It's a hard trade off, definitely the craziness translates to the best sex but the non sex times can drain the life out of u. And the wallet

It can work out ok though.

You marry a good woman and keep her in the house and keep this little darling locked up in the shipping container out at the bottom of the garden. It's like having a motor bike and a car. Sometimes the car is nice to drive when it's raining but on fine days its great to take out the bike and let some steam off...

 

[Dagoth Ur]

firecracker in the vagina would fix that issue

 

[qwepoi1]

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That bitch would be picking up her teeth

 

[dildo_swaggins]

As others may point out, the mating procedure is different with fag hippos. Allegedly, we all congregate around the water-hole in shiny attire, sequinned tusks, and smelling of Au de Turd, with half the hippos flocking around the largest Bull, while other half flocking around the youngest, sweetest looking twink-hippo. The night culminates then in a full-scale, no-holes (or tusks) barred fornication marathon, while the back catalogue of Kylie Minhippo is playing at full volume.

nothing wrong with fags, my younger bro is as queer as a steer but he's an awesome dude. Gay hippos? sounds a bit slutty knowing the nature of this species. Apparently, the colon of a hippo can measure up to 18 meters (about 59 feet) in length. It's enormous rectum could fit a small child ffs lol. You'd want to be supremely well endowed to even feel anything remotely like friction, let alone crack a fat one.

 

[Bad Hippo]

nothing wrong with fags, my younger bro is as queer as a steer but he's an awesome dude. Gay hippos? sounds a bit slutty knowing the nature of this species. Apparently, the colon of a hippo can measure up to 18 meters (about 59 feet) in length. It's enormous rectum could fit a small child ffs lol. You'd want to be supremely well endowed to even feel anything remotely like friction, let alone crack a fat one.

You hear that @Sabu - i'm more well endowed than you. I know, that's not saying much, as a cockroach is more endowed than Mexicans. And more welcome.

 

[Sabu]

You hear that @Sabu - i'm more well endowed than you. I know, that's not saying much, as a cockroach is more endowed than Mexicans. And more welcome.

I was born with well more than enough. No surprise your weird fat ass is mentioning my dick.

 

[Bad Hippo]

I was born with well more than enough. No surprise your weird fat ass is mentioning my dick.

I never said anything about penises. Seriously, you have dick on the brain. You sure you ain't gay?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Fire and gasoline are a poor mix. I’m guessing he has his share of issues too

 

[Sabu]

I never said anything about penises. Seriously, you have dick on the brain. You sure you ain't gay?

Any idiot knows what your fat mental ass was attempting to say. Enjoy those disability checks.