bizarre Curry muncher drops dead from heart attack while exercising

[Lord Gutsy]

Pauri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, India

A fitness enthusiast, Pramod who was known amongst locals for his dedication to health and fitness, was performing his regular early morning exercise routine when he became fatigued.

He sat down on a nearby roadside slab, and then collapsed onto the road, convulsing. Bystanders arrived only after a brief delay, and Pramod was declared dead upon arrival at hospital. Initial reports suggest the cause of death was a heart attack.

 

[GarGoil]

Now I know why I never liked jumping jacks.

 

[Bad Hippo]

Well, this backs up my theory: you can be as fit as you want - it's not going to help you when your body says "That's me, I'm done".

Die a fat bastard - and everyone knows you died happy.

 

[Monkman777]

Well, this backs up my theory: you can be as fit as you want - it's not going to help you when your body says "That's me, I'm done".

Die a fat bastard - and everyone knows you died happy.

Was gonna say the same. He looked to be in good shape already.

 

[Clendenon]

I never exercise. Lazy people live longer.

 

[j.f.🔎]

If someone had a defibrillator they could've starjumpstarted his heart again.

 

[Dawn Meow]

Note to self, stop doing jumping jacks .

 

[Clendenon]

If someone had a defibrillator they could've starjumpstarted his heart again.

True. That's why I never go anywhere without my defibrillator.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Somebody got vaccinated...

 

[j.f.🔎]

True. That's why I never go anywhere without my defibrillator.

There's over 80,000 of these in the UK.

 

[Clendenon]

Somebody got vaccinated...

That's soooo 2020.

 

[igotyour40acres]

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There's over 80,000 of these in the UK.

I tried to "sneak attack" one of my friends with one of those just to find out that it has a built in safety that won't let it discharge if it detects a heartbeat. What kind of bullshit is that??

 

[Asspipe]

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Eat pussy not shit you'll live longer

 

[GenericMale]

Goes to show that being slim doesn't always equate to good fitness, although it does certainly help.

 

[Harumph]

To this day, this is the only Jumpin' Jack I do, but without makeup of course. It's a gas, gas, gas!

 

[lovestruck]

Two words. Clot shot

 

[68G0regrishfan]

Somebody got vaccinated...

You mean clot shot'd. Yup.

 

[Chief Queef]

 

[Blinkdawg19]

Knew those were no good. Always hated jumping jacks.