Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
Who would allow a squirrel to touch their nuts?Why? Why?
Tell me why...
Why someting like this doesn't happen to me?
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Funny Wonder What Gender The Free Sample Was
- Thread starter Monkman777
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Yes, but it was a female calamari!
chewbok
No country for old men.
Breaking Squid News from Thailand.
Rick James did not realize that Male and Female Squid have the same oral anatomy. Due to this disclosure, along with his age at the time, the long anticipated prosecution of “Mr” James will not go forward and his case will be dismissed. PETA is challenging the ruling.
In other local news Paul Bacon was assaulted by a transsexual “it” early Monday morning. Bacon also claimed it status, eliminating the added hate crime charge.
He/she says that he/she refused to add the customary tip to his/her payment. They are currently sharing a cell and claim it was all a misunderstanding…update at 5.
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
Calamari are @Rick James' favorite animal because they resemble a torn off penis.
chewbok
No country for old men.
He was just a naive kid in Bangcock. He didn’t know squid have a parrot beak at the end of their slimy mouth.
Everyone at Squid World-Bangcock (the fish market is out back) felt sorry for him. We knew he was going to fuck that squid, you could see it in his eyes. As he ran toward the tank we were screaming “No, it will tear your dick to pieces and PETA will follow you forever…”, but he was too fast. He was in the tank and had his dick down that poor squids throat in the blink of an eye. He claims it was a female, I’m not sure about that part.
That must have been the first time he ever saw torn penis flesh. Wow, I may have been at the actual creation event of Rick James. Sick.
I bet some starving, unknown forensic psychologist will retire off the proceeds of a @Rick James biography. I hope they mention me.
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Wait a minute… so if i had sex with a squid… how would i know if it’s a female or male?… shit…
chewbok
No country for old men.
All I said was their mouths are the same, implying that blow jobs would be the same. I never said I knew how to tell their sex. You said the one you fucked was female. Now you say you don’t know how to tell the difference?
Has anyone ever told you how sick you are?
