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How dark can it be?

One of the things I love about Goee sites is the dark sense of humour.

What are some of the most offensive jokes you know? I mean OFFENSIVE. Don't hold back..

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Women can vote.

Thats p scary.

Oh and they ruined our entire countries ability to purchase things like cars and homes, by making every household go from a single income to a dual income home. It got so bad all the old feminists are literally apologizing for being feminists lmao.


Thats kinda funny ngl.


Dark and funny, boom.


Ok ill go see myself out now.


Awww someone got sand in their vagina over my comment to someone else, kys purrcunt lmao.
 
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How is 2? I heard its a steaming pile so i skipped it, really hope thats not true though
I think it's definitely worth a watch. Sequels are often disappointing but not this one imo.

Decide for yourself without others telling you how good it is. It's not as dark as the first one.. but all the same characters are there 20 years later. This makes it so nostalgic 👌
 
I do prefer the first too.. but the second is still a good watch. Different eras and filming styles played a big part. The first one was so fucking raw and real. The second feels more like a movie.

I preferred reading Porno than watching the movie.

But it has been over 20years since I read it probably worth a reread after all these years, in my experience films rarely live up to the books though tbf.
 
I preferred reading Porno than watching the movie.

But it has been over 20years since I read it probably worth a reread after all these years, in my experience films rarely live up to the books though tbf.
I keep getting recommendations to read his novels. Mostly 'The Acid House'. It's on the reading list. Have you read that?
I loved reading 'The Beach' and 'American Psycho'. They missed out the best parts in the movies.. even though they are still good movies.
 
I keep getting recommendations to read his novels. Mostly 'The Acid House'. It's on the reading list. Have you read that?

I didn't, but I did mean too for a long time, I even have a copy in a box somewhere.
It kept on getting put back for other thing and if I'm completely honest I've almost completely stopped reading books since having kids over the last 10+years, whenever I have the time nowadays I'm nearly never in the mood.

I'll probably pick it back up when they're older.
 
I didn't, but I did mean too for a long time, I even have a copy in a box somewhere.
It kept on getting put back for other thing and if I'm completely honest I've almost completely stopped reading books since having kids over the last 10+years, whenever I have the time nowadays I'm nearly never in the mood.

I'll probably pick it back up when they're older.
I heavily relate. My daughter is 8 and I haven't read a single book since becoming a mum. Don't have the time or focus these days. Any spare time goes to my art ✏️

There's always apps for listening like audio book etc.. I'm thinking of giving that a go
 
I heavily relate. My daughter is 8 and I haven't read a single book since becoming a mum. Don't have the time or focus these days. Any spare time goes to my art ✏️

There's always apps for listening like audio book etc.. I'm thinking of giving that a go

I tried it a few times, wasn't the same for me.

May work for you though one of my relatives swear by Audible app, I never used that though I hate iPhones.
 
I tried it a few times, wasn't the same for me.

May work for you though one of my relatives swear by Audible app, I never used that though I hate iPhones.
I hate Iphones or any apple product tbh..
I'll give it a go whilst cleaning the house during school hours.. could even try listening while doing art but I'd probably not pay attention..
 
If I ever hit the lotto I'm gonna pay you to just talk shit on me for like an hour. You look blazed as fucking hell too. I don't know why I think that accent is so hot and funny at the same time. I'm fucked up in the head.
 
No homo but why is her just simply talking just so fucking hot. I’m such a boring bitch fml. Also if I’m seen mehhh or anything could you possibly say squirrel and the plural of squirrel (squirrels) possibly? Well anyway a girl can only dream! *^_^*
 
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If I ever hit the lotto I'm gonna pay you to just talk shit on me for like an hour. You look blazed as fucking hell too. I don't know why I think that accent is so hot and funny at the same time. I'm fucked up in the head.
I'll glady do this free of charge. Tell me your flaws and insecurities and I'll finish you in 5 minutes.
I was under the influence that night but not weed.. barely remember posting this shit 😂
 
Ffs, wan ae the politest Scottish accents going, East Coasters you know NOTHING of us Glesga peeps struggles with automated calls! I usually end up doing it in a rank Essex accent 🤣
You feel your brain giving you the wank sign as you're faking the required accent for comprehension 😂
I was raised in the classy parts of Inverness so my accent is better spoken than most east coasters... pure juxta accent..slightly gadgie/slightly teuchter yin ☯️
 
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