Okay, so... second sitting through Game of Thrones and has given me a lot more to ponder, i thought i would share some of my theories on this great show here with you. Fans or not you may learn something.
Daenerys Targaryen may be a fucking aryan godess (heil hitler), but i don't think she would be that great in the sack, i mean don't get me wrong i would blow my load if she even smiled at me but she seems like on of those stiff neo-feminist types that could never be that into you because in the back of her head she's dreaming of blowing dragons.
I mean you could fuck her and light her on fire at the same time and that would be cool but i'm pretty sure she would be a bit boring in bed and would only have sex out of duty until she could be queen of the dragon fuckers. Plus i have a feeling she's hooked on sand niggers and prbly has sand in her vagina.
She has a great body tho and nice natural tits and would be a great blow job visual regardless if she's actaully good at it or not so i will give her 3 pussies out of 5.
Ros the biggest whore in GOT (Besides Margaery Tyrell) would be a great lay. There need not be any pretense of fake romance with this chick, she seems like the type who will jack you off with a smile while maintaining casual conversation, you could probably tell her you just took a huge shit and she prbly wouldn't flinch.
Possibilities are pretty endless here but she is a working girl and sex is strictly business and only part fun, which is why you need to own the whore house so you can fuck her all you want for free like in real life.
She is a bit hooker-chunky, but in a good way. great tits and curves. I give her 4/5 Pussies for bangability
Osha the wildling nanny bitch probably smells like shit and may have shit in her pussy. But i garuntee she fucks like a champion. She's practically a hobo, and you know hobo's fuck like fucking animals. But like a hobo she may kill you in your sleep or cut your dick off and take the change in your pockets.
but she cleans up nicely. Possible Scenario. I Fall from a tower after watching the queen get fucked in the ass by her brother, i lose sensation from my waist down. Being a wildling she sees this as a challenge and proceeds to manipulate my cock in her palms "Do you feel it yet boy?" "no mam" i say. My dick stands erect and she puts it in her mouth and i cum in her mouth and she swallows it because she is poor and starving "Did you feel any of that?" she asks once more and gulps. "No" i say. she shrugs "Well then... we will try again later". Rinse and Repeat. I give her 3/5 erections.
Cersei Lannister ... Okay she is kinda hot but she also has that weird scolding mother look which makes my testicles retreat up into my abdomen. I know she likes being taken from behind and is all about fucking in strange places like the attics in other peoples houses thus making her some kind of sexual terrain explorer/conqueror but she only enjoys fucking her brother. Which is kinda awesome. Incest is hot when it's hot people and not Hills have eyes. If i was her brother i would totally tap that shit. Hot incest sex or not tho I doubt her skills in bed, she probably just does enough to get you off but she would be good for quickies here and there. I'm giving her 2/5 Toobin incest babies for keeping her aryan heritage pure, but i don't think she would be a good lay.
Talisa Maegyr is another boring chick. I would not like to bang her. I mean i would, i would fuck almost anyone. But she is probably too preoccupied thinking about helping all the sick and starving people of the world to properly focus on sucking my dick, and i think she kind of has a meth body. Just sayin it's like the 90s white girl ass that is just poor form. Not into it. Not into these nurse chicks they are always boring.
This bitch gets a 1 vagina out of 5 for having 1 vagina.
Shae is an experienced whore who has a great body and a thing for drunk midgets.
Now i got the drunk part down, so i would prbly need to get down on my knees and walk around and she would see me out of the corner of her eye, i will be holding a large golden goblet twice the size of my fucking head. She says "i see you are a midget" and i say "yes, wanna have a fuck party" and by the time i finish my sentence she is already done blowing me. I say "i dont even know your name" and she wipes the jizz from her mouth and says "it's Shae and i love to fuck the shit out of midgets" and she will pretty much fuck you until you die if you are a midget so i guess she is a pretty cool chick.
She's 1 short of 5 gaping whore pussies for fucking midgets.
Brienne of Tarth the dyke giant is a boner killer at first but after further observation of her ass me and my dick have realized anything is possible.
I bet this bad ass bitch would fuck like a machine, she is just cock shy. She has so much pent up sexual frustration she kills people, lots of people. She does not yet realize that all she needs is my dick.
I climb this giants armor and start fucking her face, she can't stop. She knows all about sword fighting but a stranger to the ways of flesh swords she freezes up like a deer in headlights. She wants and craves it but tells herself no, that she does not deserve it. She is right but i give it to her anyway and make her feel like a woman for the first time in her life, and then i cum, and then i feel really bad and leave. Here is 3/5 penises for the good time Brienne.
Melisandre is that kind of bitch who will make you wanna fuck her then let you tap that once and then turn around and act like a prude, next thing you know you got used to make that fucking black ghost demon baby and gotta pay all weird kinds of spectural child support. Real dick kill.
She's a fucking cunt with nice tits and does magic. I imagine i'd be fucking her and that fucking ghost in her pussy would jack my dick inside her with infinite evil hands, would feel great. so maybe it would be worth it to fuck this fire bitch. I know she is a bitch so i would like to fuck her in the ass.
I give her 3/5 erections pre ghost baby 2/5 vagina gapers after.
Ygritte isn't the hottest ginger girl on the show, but she would probably be great in the bed or maybe cave or wherever fantasy hobos go to fuck. She would get on top and ride you like she was at the fucking rodeo . She is too skinny tho, it may be weird too see the outline of your dick potrude from her groin because she hasn't eaten in like a year. In typical wildling fashion she will keep me around to drink my semen for sustenance so i give her 3/5 vaginas that are screaming "feed me". She is too fucking skinny for my tastes so she loses potential points.
There is nothing sexy about Lysa Arryn . I watched her overgrown child suck her tit and was like, is this sexy? and i pondered it for a couple days, drew diagrams, charts, mulled over a power point presentation of the pros and cons and realised fuck no i would not want to suck the milk from her rancid tit if i wanted to incest suck anyones rancid tit milk it would be Cesei Lannisters.
This freaky bitch get's 1 weird baby head because it looks like a 0. She is a 0/5 in terms of fuck and suck-ability.
Margaery Tyrell is the biggest slut on the show and she will go to far lengths to please her man if he can put her in a position of power. She's got that big eyed cutesy look so she would probably have a good cum face but she doesn't have a good dick sucking face because once she's down there looking up with those big bug eyes she'd look like a fucking meerkat or scrat from ice age.
She uses sex as a tool of manipulation but that is fine as long as she touches my penis, i picture her with a hairy bush or landing strip we will call the king's landing strip. She's got those flappy kind spent hipster girl boobs tho so i am deducting points from what would otherwise be a top fuck.
4 gapers out of 5 for being a slut
I know Catelyn Stark used to be a total whore but she just reaks of being a sexless woman to me, not just cause her husband is dead but she seems like the kind of bitch who will just lay there and be like "i love you" and shit and it's like bitch move do something christ, but she doesn't because her whoring days are long behind her so your just like well fuckin hell okay i came go make me smoked turkey leg wench i mean mah ladeh. For a old bat she is bangable in the face, i could see getting blown by her but as far as sex i would just hike up her dress and keep the rest of her clothes on i just don't have faith theres anything good going on under there but i'd be glad to be wrong.
She's used up, she gets 2 gapers out of 5
now my number one observation on my rewatch of game of thrones is how Sansa Stark is the most screwable person on the show. She is a hot fucking ginger, she looks like a horny high school girl who is dying to jump and suck her first cock, but also plays cock shy. She is usually making this face...
This is the face she makes when she is mesmerized by my cock. She just looks at it speechless wondering if she get's it or not, she wants to put it in her mouth, her ass, her twat, but she can't, she is frozen still, waiting for me to make the move and have my way with her like a true man of the north. Every face she makes is a looking/thinking of a dick face. She would do anything for the D. She wants the D so much you can beat her and chop her fathers head off in front of her and she would still bang you cause she wants the D and would do anything for the D. And she looks at the D from across the room and thinks
"i see the cock, should i touch it?"
and then
We proceed to bang and she has that pained shocked expression on her face because she knows she is a dirty little whore. I would even keep her daddys head on the bed, maybe mouth fuck it in front of her and still she would want to fuck because she craves the dick. You can tell. you can tell she craves the dick and will fuck the shit out of you like some kind of dick fucking ginger monster mesmirized by her dick pounding with a mouth open and eyes wide speechless of her dicking. 5/5 Throbbing erections for Sansa for being such a good cock slave. and you love it don't you. you dirty girl.
So who's watching season 4?
Daenerys Targaryen may be a fucking aryan godess (heil hitler), but i don't think she would be that great in the sack, i mean don't get me wrong i would blow my load if she even smiled at me but she seems like on of those stiff neo-feminist types that could never be that into you because in the back of her head she's dreaming of blowing dragons.
I mean you could fuck her and light her on fire at the same time and that would be cool but i'm pretty sure she would be a bit boring in bed and would only have sex out of duty until she could be queen of the dragon fuckers. Plus i have a feeling she's hooked on sand niggers and prbly has sand in her vagina.
She has a great body tho and nice natural tits and would be a great blow job visual regardless if she's actaully good at it or not so i will give her 3 pussies out of 5.
Ros the biggest whore in GOT (Besides Margaery Tyrell) would be a great lay. There need not be any pretense of fake romance with this chick, she seems like the type who will jack you off with a smile while maintaining casual conversation, you could probably tell her you just took a huge shit and she prbly wouldn't flinch.
Possibilities are pretty endless here but she is a working girl and sex is strictly business and only part fun, which is why you need to own the whore house so you can fuck her all you want for free like in real life.
She is a bit hooker-chunky, but in a good way. great tits and curves. I give her 4/5 Pussies for bangability
Osha the wildling nanny bitch probably smells like shit and may have shit in her pussy. But i garuntee she fucks like a champion. She's practically a hobo, and you know hobo's fuck like fucking animals. But like a hobo she may kill you in your sleep or cut your dick off and take the change in your pockets.
but she cleans up nicely. Possible Scenario. I Fall from a tower after watching the queen get fucked in the ass by her brother, i lose sensation from my waist down. Being a wildling she sees this as a challenge and proceeds to manipulate my cock in her palms "Do you feel it yet boy?" "no mam" i say. My dick stands erect and she puts it in her mouth and i cum in her mouth and she swallows it because she is poor and starving "Did you feel any of that?" she asks once more and gulps. "No" i say. she shrugs "Well then... we will try again later". Rinse and Repeat. I give her 3/5 erections.
Cersei Lannister ... Okay she is kinda hot but she also has that weird scolding mother look which makes my testicles retreat up into my abdomen. I know she likes being taken from behind and is all about fucking in strange places like the attics in other peoples houses thus making her some kind of sexual terrain explorer/conqueror but she only enjoys fucking her brother. Which is kinda awesome. Incest is hot when it's hot people and not Hills have eyes. If i was her brother i would totally tap that shit. Hot incest sex or not tho I doubt her skills in bed, she probably just does enough to get you off but she would be good for quickies here and there. I'm giving her 2/5 Toobin incest babies for keeping her aryan heritage pure, but i don't think she would be a good lay.
Talisa Maegyr is another boring chick. I would not like to bang her. I mean i would, i would fuck almost anyone. But she is probably too preoccupied thinking about helping all the sick and starving people of the world to properly focus on sucking my dick, and i think she kind of has a meth body. Just sayin it's like the 90s white girl ass that is just poor form. Not into it. Not into these nurse chicks they are always boring.
This bitch gets a 1 vagina out of 5 for having 1 vagina.
Shae is an experienced whore who has a great body and a thing for drunk midgets.
Now i got the drunk part down, so i would prbly need to get down on my knees and walk around and she would see me out of the corner of her eye, i will be holding a large golden goblet twice the size of my fucking head. She says "i see you are a midget" and i say "yes, wanna have a fuck party" and by the time i finish my sentence she is already done blowing me. I say "i dont even know your name" and she wipes the jizz from her mouth and says "it's Shae and i love to fuck the shit out of midgets" and she will pretty much fuck you until you die if you are a midget so i guess she is a pretty cool chick.
She's 1 short of 5 gaping whore pussies for fucking midgets.
Brienne of Tarth the dyke giant is a boner killer at first but after further observation of her ass me and my dick have realized anything is possible.
I bet this bad ass bitch would fuck like a machine, she is just cock shy. She has so much pent up sexual frustration she kills people, lots of people. She does not yet realize that all she needs is my dick.
I climb this giants armor and start fucking her face, she can't stop. She knows all about sword fighting but a stranger to the ways of flesh swords she freezes up like a deer in headlights. She wants and craves it but tells herself no, that she does not deserve it. She is right but i give it to her anyway and make her feel like a woman for the first time in her life, and then i cum, and then i feel really bad and leave. Here is 3/5 penises for the good time Brienne.
Melisandre is that kind of bitch who will make you wanna fuck her then let you tap that once and then turn around and act like a prude, next thing you know you got used to make that fucking black ghost demon baby and gotta pay all weird kinds of spectural child support. Real dick kill.
She's a fucking cunt with nice tits and does magic. I imagine i'd be fucking her and that fucking ghost in her pussy would jack my dick inside her with infinite evil hands, would feel great. so maybe it would be worth it to fuck this fire bitch. I know she is a bitch so i would like to fuck her in the ass.
I give her 3/5 erections pre ghost baby 2/5 vagina gapers after.
Ygritte isn't the hottest ginger girl on the show, but she would probably be great in the bed or maybe cave or wherever fantasy hobos go to fuck. She would get on top and ride you like she was at the fucking rodeo . She is too skinny tho, it may be weird too see the outline of your dick potrude from her groin because she hasn't eaten in like a year. In typical wildling fashion she will keep me around to drink my semen for sustenance so i give her 3/5 vaginas that are screaming "feed me". She is too fucking skinny for my tastes so she loses potential points.
There is nothing sexy about Lysa Arryn . I watched her overgrown child suck her tit and was like, is this sexy? and i pondered it for a couple days, drew diagrams, charts, mulled over a power point presentation of the pros and cons and realised fuck no i would not want to suck the milk from her rancid tit if i wanted to incest suck anyones rancid tit milk it would be Cesei Lannisters.
This freaky bitch get's 1 weird baby head because it looks like a 0. She is a 0/5 in terms of fuck and suck-ability.
Margaery Tyrell is the biggest slut on the show and she will go to far lengths to please her man if he can put her in a position of power. She's got that big eyed cutesy look so she would probably have a good cum face but she doesn't have a good dick sucking face because once she's down there looking up with those big bug eyes she'd look like a fucking meerkat or scrat from ice age.
She uses sex as a tool of manipulation but that is fine as long as she touches my penis, i picture her with a hairy bush or landing strip we will call the king's landing strip. She's got those flappy kind spent hipster girl boobs tho so i am deducting points from what would otherwise be a top fuck.
4 gapers out of 5 for being a slut
I know Catelyn Stark used to be a total whore but she just reaks of being a sexless woman to me, not just cause her husband is dead but she seems like the kind of bitch who will just lay there and be like "i love you" and shit and it's like bitch move do something christ, but she doesn't because her whoring days are long behind her so your just like well fuckin hell okay i came go make me smoked turkey leg wench i mean mah ladeh. For a old bat she is bangable in the face, i could see getting blown by her but as far as sex i would just hike up her dress and keep the rest of her clothes on i just don't have faith theres anything good going on under there but i'd be glad to be wrong.
She's used up, she gets 2 gapers out of 5
now my number one observation on my rewatch of game of thrones is how Sansa Stark is the most screwable person on the show. She is a hot fucking ginger, she looks like a horny high school girl who is dying to jump and suck her first cock, but also plays cock shy. She is usually making this face...
This is the face she makes when she is mesmerized by my cock. She just looks at it speechless wondering if she get's it or not, she wants to put it in her mouth, her ass, her twat, but she can't, she is frozen still, waiting for me to make the move and have my way with her like a true man of the north. Every face she makes is a looking/thinking of a dick face. She would do anything for the D. She wants the D so much you can beat her and chop her fathers head off in front of her and she would still bang you cause she wants the D and would do anything for the D. And she looks at the D from across the room and thinks
"i see the cock, should i touch it?"
and then
We proceed to bang and she has that pained shocked expression on her face because she knows she is a dirty little whore. I would even keep her daddys head on the bed, maybe mouth fuck it in front of her and still she would want to fuck because she craves the dick. You can tell. you can tell she craves the dick and will fuck the shit out of you like some kind of dick fucking ginger monster mesmirized by her dick pounding with a mouth open and eyes wide speechless of her dicking. 5/5 Throbbing erections for Sansa for being such a good cock slave. and you love it don't you. you dirty girl.
So who's watching season 4?
