isis 🐐 72 Virgins Gonna Be Disappointed (2 Viewers)

[DeathHand]

Mostorod, Egypt. Aug 11 2018:

This guy, well what's left of him, isn't ISIS - but close enough, he's a Jihadist suicide bomber. Dressed as a construction worker, complete with a workie helmet, and wearing an explosive belt under his brightly reflective belt he was going to cross a bridge that led to a Coptic Church, which he planned to blow up. Apparently he saw security personnel milling about, started sweating buckets, and decided to self-detonate.

I think he, like many others, missed the memo stating that to deal with one hymen, let alone 72, that you need a dick.

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[Punisher_1]

I like the porn placement on that dudes phone

 

[Kitty katt]

Mostorod, Egypt. Aug 11 2018:

This guy, well what's left of him, isn't ISIS - but close enough, he's a Jihadist suicide bomber. Dressed as a construction worker, complete with a workie helmet, and wearing an explosive belt under his brightly reflective belt he was going to cross a bridge that led to a Coptic Church, which he planned to blow up. Apparently he saw security personnel milling about, started sweating buckets, and decided to self-detonate.

I think he, like many others, missed the memo stating that to deal with one hymen, let alone 72, that you need a dick.

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That's a Major Blowout! 🤣🤣🤣🥴

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

His 72 virgins are going to be all goats, 55+ sea hags and unopened salt packets.

 

[Beepbeeptruck]

dude in the second picture has his priorities straight

 

[PinkE]

What a fucking loser failure

 

[Lord Manic]

I see what you have done here

 

[Rick James]

 

[Lord Manic]

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[Rick James]

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[McM]

He had to hug someone with that mingy belt to do any harm to others.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Mostorod, Egypt. Aug 11 2018:

This guy, well what's left of him, isn't ISIS - but close enough, he's a Jihadist suicide bomber. Dressed as a construction worker, complete with a workie helmet, and wearing an explosive belt under his brightly reflective belt he was going to cross a bridge that led to a Coptic Church, which he planned to blow up. Apparently he saw security personnel milling about, started sweating buckets, and decided to self-detonate.

I think he, like many others, missed the memo stating that to deal with one hymen, let alone 72, that you need a dick.

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Joke's on Boom Boy! He's got 72 Ass Reaming Donkeys 🫏 just waiting to "PROLAPSE DAT ASS" He'll get His 72...72 Donkey Dicks up the Pincher!!! Don't U worry about that!!!
🤣🤣🤣...SP

 

[djdeeds]

Damn , I guess the Village People tour is now cancelled

 

[Wasted talent 78]

Mostorod, Egypt. Aug 11 2018:

This guy, well what's left of him, isn't ISIS - but close enough, he's a Jihadist suicide bomber. Dressed as a construction worker, complete with a workie helmet, and wearing an explosive belt under his brightly reflective belt he was going to cross a bridge that led to a Coptic Church, which he planned to blow up. Apparently he saw security personnel milling about, started sweating buckets, and decided to self-detonate.

I think he, like many others, missed the memo stating that to deal with one hymen, let alone 72, that you need a dick.

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Multi tasking at its best in 2nd photo

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

Let’s be real there is a reason they need 70 VIRGINS to begin with 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

 

[Broadsword]

I like the porn placement on that dudes phone

I think that's gurgled, might be wrong though.

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

I think that's gurgled, might be wrong though.

 

[Broadsword]

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Maybe too much.

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

Maybe too much.

Let’s work on it, it’s an ugly look for you. Let the lames regurgitate the same 4 jokes for the next 6 decades 🤷🏻‍♂️🥴

 

[Inhaler]

His clenched fist is foreshadowing what he has in-store for those 72 virgins. It's gonna be ouchy and stretchy. Poor girls.