Funny Army dude practicing

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

He don't need bullets or a bayonet. Laughter is his weapon of choice.

 

[SlovakBabe]

a perfect target practice for a sniper

 

[eatmydiarrhoea]

It's like when you're a 10-year-old and watch a Bruce Lee movie and try to imitate the fight scenes not realizing that fight choreography in films is purposely over-exaggerated and that you'd get the shit kicked out of you doing any of it in a real street fight but you think you look badass.

 

[Mondriaan]

Cannon Fodder

 

[dwdays]

Love the Retard enthusiasm

 

[eksy]

Meanwhile his commander sighs heavily in the distance, he has seen this shit every time new guys arrived

 

[Flatus Tube]

At this point, a toe-peg in the gooch would end the conflict 😂.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I like his technique. After everyone laughs so hard they can't catch their breath, he stabs them and saves ammunition....

 

[Milfhunter]

So Jim Carey r black now

 

[Harumph]

 

[ShartCart]

Lmao I remember one year during Division Review (annual thing at a big ass field on Fort Bragg where the commanding officer of the 82nd Airborne would show us his dick, and then march the line to inspect the troops) we had to “fix bayonets” at this point it’s like 100F+, all the while in ACU’s… with 20,000 of us give or take unless some brigades were deployed. So standing at the position of attention for hours on end in the heat, some people would lock their knees and inevitably stab/cut the fuck out the person in front of them when they’d pass out from the heat😂. Or some would randomly just start marching in place then just collapse, and stab/cut themself instead on the way down😂

 

[suckmebutt]

he’s going to kill sooooooo many people guys… I just know it

 

[Russellmark11]

It's just like Bill Murray in Stripes. Classic!

 

[GoreExorcist]

If he carrys on like that, his shit will come out.