bizarre Ben Died Skydiving

[ZeroK]

A Good Way To Spread His Ashes

 

[MonkeyHate]

How tall was uncle Ben!?

 

[AdaBull]

Is that what his parachute did?

 

[Dwyer]

It’s one of those situations where someone probably said, “Ben died doing what he loved.” Yeah, I’m sure that when Ben realized he was absolutely fucked, his scream of terror was actually a shout of joy.

 

[dildo_swaggins]

..and I'd fucking die getting all of Ben's shit in my face and down my throat

 

[Bert123]

A Good Way To Spread His Ashes
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Uncle Ben,.... Is that a bag of boil in the bag rice?.. 😂

 

[Bad Hippo]

..and I'd fucking die getting all of Ben's shit in my face and down my throat

 

[Harumph]

Thanks for littering on private property, Ben! That'll be a $12,500 fine plus another $26,500 for the professional cleanup, per home!

 

[Sonnynerd022]

A Good Way To Spread His Ashes
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Great imagin looking up and getting Bens shitty ashes all over yer face

 

[dildo_swaggins]

Thanks for littering on private property, Ben! That'll be a $2,500 fine plus another $6,500 for the professional cleanup!

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what about Ben's excessive weed and alcohol residues polluting the stratosphere

 

[CunningLinguist]

..and I'd fucking die getting all of Ben's shit in my face and down my throat

That's what Ben would have wanted.

 

[Clendenon]

Spreading ashes accomplishes absolutely nothing but pollute the air. Someone down below will breathe Ben's ashes and die.

 

[dildo_swaggins]

Spreading ashes accomplishes absolutely nothing but pollute the air. Someone down below will breathe Ben's ashes and die.

the fucking idiot who came up with "sky funerals" will make good dollars with social media posting.

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

Well, this is literally "Dust in the Wind". 😏

 

[DokraOwl]

It’s one of those situations where someone probably said, “Ben died doing what he loved.” Yeah, I’m sure that when Ben realized he was absolutely fucked, his scream of terror was actually a shout of joy.

And now his ghost is trapped experiencing that fatal fall for eternity.

 

[FloresXV3]

Im pretty sure this is why I had a sneeze attack today…. Fucker got in my nose

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Get that nigga some lotion he's all ashy again

 

[jslay427]

I was hoping for the video of Ben hitting the ground.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

I too like rice.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

How tall was uncle Ben!?

About 6,000 ft