animals Bring me a smoke (3 Viewers)

[Lord Gutsy]

China

 

[wiggins]

China
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I've been with my wife many years now and have yet to train her to this level... and she's a good bird too...

 

[randy25]

belly good berd.. u no food today 😁😁😁

 

[Lepeka]

Cool bird

 

[DokraOwl]

Bird: What is my purpose?
Human: You deliver cigarettes.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

Dammit. @Lord Gutsy ! I'm actually over here sucking on ice cubes so I can get my mind off of cigarettes and you share this!! 🤣

 

[warhorse@1979]

That’s awesome

 

[Asspipe]

Bird: What is my purpose?
Human: You deliver cigarettes.

 

[GarGoil]

After Kellanova (perviously known as the Kellogg Company) declined to renew Toucan Sam's annual contract he was forced to seek employment with Philip Morris International (PMI).

 

[badangel7]

After Kellanova (perviously known as the Kellogg Company) declined to renew Toucan Sam's annual contract he was forced to seek employment with Philip Morris International (PMI).

isn't it Philip Morris Syndicate? (PMS)

 

[DokraOwl]

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[Asspipe]

So

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haha! Right on!

 

[hedgerow]

all the time, the bird was worried his stupid human pet would mess up the camera work

 

[CrazyDiamond57]

Very cool but it usually takes a lot of torture and abuse to get an animal to do that. That's why animals in Circus' are pretty much non-existent.

 

[lechmich]

Next trick is to spark a fart for a light, I bet it's not far off!

 

[LittleJohn]

Training it to cross oceans to send messages out of that shithole gulag.

 

[DokraOwl]

Very cool but it usually takes a lot of torture and abuse to get an animal to do that. That's why animals in Circus' are pretty much non-existent.

Yes, I'm sure he beat this poor bird, likely with a brick.

 

[CrazyDiamond57]

Yes, I'm sure he beat this poor bird, likely with a brick.

They starve them until they do what they want them to do to get food. Just like you would if you were starved. Read a fucking book.

 

[DokraOwl]

They starve them until they do what they want them to do to get food. Just like you would if you were starved. Read a fucking book.

I would read a book, but you would have to starve me first.

 

[CrazyDiamond57]

I would read a book, but you would have to starve me first.

Lol. Gotta admit. That was funny. Good one. No soup for you.