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accident *Child Warning* ~Parents Of The Year~

Imagine the window just cleanly severed the baby's head from her body like a guillotine. Then when the mother saw her decapitated baby she collapsed in inconsolable grief culminating in a hysterical bout of self harm where she impaled her neck with a screwdriver. Blood gushing, men screaming, arms flailing in the air as lights and sirens begin sounding. Then crackcoon scampers in and makes off with the baby's head as men with brooms give chase trying to whack it. But crackcoon retaliates and savages their balls, then they all get infected with Crackcoona-Virus.
 
WTF? That shit Chinese car doesn't retract the window automatically when it jams? So glad I don't live in the world of killer elevators, random shit falling out of the sky landing on my head and now, psychotic car windows
 
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