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animals Croc vs Croc 🐊
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rottenfresh
ummmmm, You smell that?
Mr. McMahon from WWE will be calling shortly...
There was an awkward silence among crocs after the arm got ripped away
How about the sound of that arm snapping off
They should throw chinks in that pit, that'd be fun to watch.
They can't snap their fingers like humans do, so this dude tried with a whole arm
Was that Sideshow Bob feeding the crocs?
The Jumping Crocs tour near Darwin is a great day out if you're ever visiting. Crocs can get on quite well with a missing leg or two. This fucker is called Brutus and he's a huge regular visitor to the tour.
When they chomp their jaws the sound is like two huge chunks of wood being slammed together.
I spent a nervous night 'ship wrecked' (kayak broken in half) on a bit of dry land the size of a double bed in a croc infested mangrove swamp just off the Kennedy River in the southern most spot on Princess Charlotte Bay up on Cape York with only my psycho ex, a loaded .303 and a fire to keep me company until the epirb alerted chopper rescued us 18 hours later...
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MysteryTraveler
Forum Veteran
That croc is like, "REALLY, Bob? You just ate my arm off?"
Pretty stoic beasts aren't they? They can slow their heart beat down to just a few beats a minute, like 3 or 4, stay under water for an hour or so and go without food for a year.
On that Cape York trip I was wandering on an estuary on a bit of a sandy beach and saw a croc belly print about 6'x10' where the weight of the animal made a perfect impression of every belly scale.
The hairs on my neck went up and I backed off quickly. Spooked me... no other humans for 50km or so so quite isolated.
It's gonna be like this guy now...
rottenfresh
ummmmm, You smell that?
I sooooo wanted that fuckin croc to turn around and bite his whole top trunk off.
They grab and twist and roll. It's called the 'death roll' as seen above when the croc ripped the smaller one's arm off.
A woman called Val Plumwood survived such an attack and death roll. She was grabbed by the croc between her legs around her pelvis, one tooth penertrating her vagina.
See link below to Australian Museum site.
Warning: she is clearly a raving lefty and the museum site included the obligatory 'acknowledgement of country' just to get us al in the mood for woke.
Val Plumwood canoe
The canoe used by Val Plumwood during a crocodile attack in Kakadu National Park in 1985.
The result of inbreeding crocs, these crocs are dangers to themselves
Mr. Meat Sled
Forum Veteran
Have you eaten croc meat before?
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
they'd die of food poisoning
This guy has been gaoled for fiddling around with a crashed helicopter log book...
Crocodile wrangler Matt Wright's prison sentence comes with a warning
Crocodile wrangler Matt Wright built a television and tourism empire in the Northern Territory, but that's all come crashing down.
www.abc.net.au
Bit like chicken only tougher. But I haven't tried that much nor many recipes nor most tender bits etc. Would though, not bad flavour. Reptile is very similar in looks and taste to birds.
Alligator, and turtle are pretty common fare in my area. Both are delicious. Iguana is good, as well. It grills up nicely.
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