Do not wake me up, asshole.

[girl101]

Some asshole calls me early in the mornings I love my sleep where I sleep about 20 hrs a day. Thanks to bunch of Benadryl and sleeping pills I usually shut down the phones system s down but since my father is icu do to fall and mom is in rehab do to a fall and a weight loss in case the hospital needs to contact me. Since I am my parents medical power of attorney. Slave.

So asshole called me causing me to panic thinking it was the icy or rehab regarding my parents.

So I pick up the phone some guy speaking gibberish wanting help. I so I said would like me to push you off a bridge so you can die and go straight to hell where you beLong

Fucking bitch

Click

The end

 

[beetlejuice420]

Indian tech support be like.

I feel your pain tho. Next time push him off a tall bridge

 

[Jizdrop1]

Hang on in ther sistren,don't let the cunts get you down.

 

[Dagoth Ur]

Give em an indian burn on their weiner

 

[Bad Hippo]

Indian tech support be like.

I feel your pain tho. Next time push him off a tall bridge

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? - I think I know the answer to this one. Is it: The painting doesn't preach to the masses when it's put up on nails?​

 

[Dolly]

Why do you sleep so much anyway. Now I think the 101 refers to your cake count per day.

 

[girl101]

Indian tech support be like.

I feel your pain tho. Next time push him off a tall bridge

Ok about this bride then!!!

 

[lovestruck]

You'll sleep when you're dead.

 

[Damo0666™️]

What the blyat is this gibberish 🤷‍♂️

 

[PurrGirl]

Slaves don't get to sleep 20 hours a day.

Sounds like you are a spoiled brat who doesn't have to work and feels resentful caring for her parents. Not sure why we are supposed to care.

 

[Bostonjohn]

20 hours a fuckin day?! Brittany?!

 

[beetlejuice420]

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? - I think I know the answer to this one. Is it: The painting doesn't preach to the masses when it's put up on nails?​

It takes one nail to hang up the painting👅

 

[N O T O R I O U S]

Just go full rasict on then and they’ll stop calling. Last time I got a call from an Indian man named Tiffany I told him “lord what I would give to toss you under a train right now stinky turban, flips flips n all that” they never called back. Plus I told them I’m a real criminal and I know police don’t call you asking for money they knock at your door with pistols drawn.