accident Drunk fuck fell to his death

[Dannyboywills86]

Unless you're Spiderman, how the fuck do you climb 13 floors freehand while drunk? - Naah she shoved him out the window then made that story up to try and cover her ass.

Exactly what I thought bro

 

[Pavonia7]

In Primorye, a drunk man fell from a high-rise building, trying to climb into his apartment through the window

Artyom came home drunk. The wife, seeing the husband in an inadequate state, decided not to let him in. Then the drunk came up with a brilliant plan - to climb to the 13th floor of the building. At some point, the unfortunate man stumbled and fell from a height - he died on the spot.

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Does the chime mean that he's dead?

 

[Captainfury]

In the city’s chill where shadows blend,
Lived Artyom, whose nights would never end.
With vodka flowing like rivers wide,
He laughed with the moon, his only guide.

“Just one more glass,” he’d often declare,
As the clock struck twelve, without a care.
His wife would plead, “Come home, my dear!”
But the bottle’s embrace drowned out her fear.

One fateful eve, the spirits took flight,
He stumbled and swayed, lost to the night.
Locked out of his apartment, a cold, silent plea,
He gazed at the heights—what could be seen?

The thirteenth story, a beacon so bright,
“Just a quick climb,” he thought, “to set this right.”
With courage brewed in the depths of his drink,
He scaled the facade, not stopping to think.

But the wall betrayed him, the bricks were unkind,
And gravity whispered, “You’ve crossed the line.”
A slip, a gasp, as the stars held their breath,
In a tragic ballet, he danced with his death.

Now the bottle is still, the laughter has fled,
For Artyom’s dreams lie cold, left unsaid.
In the echoes of night, a lesson learnt plain:
Vodka and urban mountaineering bring only pain.

That poem is beautiful, and the descriptions of the associated real world events are very clever. I really enjoyed reading it. Great humour too.

 

[sisbanger]

The delay in the impact sound

 

[chewbok]

A couple walking Was like oh shit what do we do now.

Quick, check his wallet for, uh his ID…

 

[The Backshot King]

That little dingle after he lands. Like the system is tallying up every asshole that drops dead being stupid. Ding #12,456 today.

 

[chewbok]

Was he a friend of Putin?

 

[Gerry Adams]

In Primorye, a drunk man fell from a high-rise building, trying to climb into his apartment through the window

Artyom came home drunk. The wife, seeing the husband in an inadequate state, decided not to let him in. Then the drunk came up with a brilliant plan - to climb to the 13th floor of the building. At some point, the unfortunate man stumbled and fell from a height - he died on the spot.

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Nice! He landed right on the end of the handrail too!

I once did that, climbing out of a high-rise window trying to escape from police.
I fell 25 feet though, not 250 feet.

I landed on the handrail of the apartment below and broke 3 vertabrae.

This cunt was STEAMING towards the ground from 13 floors up, and fuck me he was moving.