disaster Eating And An Itchy Ass Background (1 Viewer)
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LifeIStough
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He's a comedian named Abram Putan. This is just a trimmed Instagram reel. It was made to be funny.
Father Corpse
We are not your kind
This reminds me of an instance that happened:
Was heading home from a road trip, my son in the front seat. He was probably 8 or 9. In the cupholder is a bottle of Tabasco (bc I’m always ready to put it on anything), and he picks it up and starts fiddling with it. I say ‘be careful with that, don’t get it on your fingers.’ Ofc he says ‘I won’t!’ Bc there’s no guiding a headstrong kid, they do whatever they want. He gets bored of it, sets it back down in the cupholder.
A few minutes down the road, he starts screaming, like legit dying in pain. I’m freaked out, start pulling over and like ‘what’s wrong, what’s wrong??’ And he says his ass is on FIRE. And I burst out laughing, when I realize he had Tabasco on his hands and then scratched his booty hole (bc kids are disgusting) and got himself lit up for it.
Was heading home from a road trip, my son in the front seat. He was probably 8 or 9. In the cupholder is a bottle of Tabasco (bc I’m always ready to put it on anything), and he picks it up and starts fiddling with it. I say ‘be careful with that, don’t get it on your fingers.’ Ofc he says ‘I won’t!’ Bc there’s no guiding a headstrong kid, they do whatever they want. He gets bored of it, sets it back down in the cupholder.
A few minutes down the road, he starts screaming, like legit dying in pain. I’m freaked out, start pulling over and like ‘what’s wrong, what’s wrong??’ And he says his ass is on FIRE. And I burst out laughing, when I realize he had Tabasco on his hands and then scratched his booty hole (bc kids are disgusting) and got himself lit up for it.
CunningLinguist
Drunk
That was the cook.
He always cooks from scratch.
He always cooks from scratch.
hugh jas
Basturmate
Fucker obviously has bed bugs biting his ass
Itchy starfish
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