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Fat kid crashes bike into metal fence and screams like a pig

Kids are too damned soft these days. When I was that kid's age, I ended up with a mouthful of car bumper after skateboarding... didn't whinge and shit like this kid did. Got up, spat out the blood and a tooth and went right back to skateboarding.
 
here's my theory:
little fatty here was getting bullied for looking like he ate the other kids at school, so he tried to commit suicide by ramming full speed into a fence - but after he realized not only did he fail at killing himself, he was still fat and goes into pig alarm calling mode

more likely he was just too fat to stop, but i cant decide which theory is more entertaining
 
I am disgusted by all of you illiterate, uneducated, unemployed freeloading trailer park-dwelling garbage and your filthy comments. Fortunately the whole lot of you will never infest much more than your immediate surroundings nor could you ever hope to afford to do so.
That said, nice post!
I’m rich…but ditto!
 
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