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animals Fun Show For The Kids
- Thread starter Monkman777
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rottenfresh
ummmmm, You smell that?
One of the gorrills touched up a fellow on the fucking buttocks.
I get to watch that every night in NE DC. I even recognize a couple of the monkeys.
DokraOwl
Hooter
"Where's the Zookeeper!?"
Imagine the world's most dedicated zookeeper actually arrived. Dressed in tights, a huge letter Z emblazoned on his chest, cape billowing in the wind. Harrowing bravery, with unbridled resolve he bursts into the gorilla enclosure and wrestles the Silverbacks into submission. Upon their defeat he removes a banana from his belt, peels it, and eats it. Female zoo patrons basque in the radiant glow of his chiseled physique. He throws the empty banana peel into the crowd of swooning women who all start screeching and brawling in their attempts to seize it as a souvanier. The Zookeeper takes this time to escape, "sorry to give you the slip," he says with a chuckle. He mounts a saddle perched high up on the very top of a giraffe's head and holding its horns, gallops off into the distance.
Imagine the world's most dedicated zookeeper actually arrived. Dressed in tights, a huge letter Z emblazoned on his chest, cape billowing in the wind. Harrowing bravery, with unbridled resolve he bursts into the gorilla enclosure and wrestles the Silverbacks into submission. Upon their defeat he removes a banana from his belt, peels it, and eats it. Female zoo patrons basque in the radiant glow of his chiseled physique. He throws the empty banana peel into the crowd of swooning women who all start screeching and brawling in their attempts to seize it as a souvanier. The Zookeeper takes this time to escape, "sorry to give you the slip," he says with a chuckle. He mounts a saddle perched high up on the very top of a giraffe's head and holding its horns, gallops off into the distance.
(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey
It takes two to orangutango
Just can't get them away from the ghetto.
We dida do nuffin
MysteryTraveler
Forum Veteran
It's nothing the kids don't see in Walmart.
Looks just like they do on a good day
still better behaved than the apes outside, should see them go at each other in walmart
