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"Where's the Zookeeper!?"

Imagine the world's most dedicated zookeeper actually arrived. Dressed in tights, a huge letter Z emblazoned on his chest, cape billowing in the wind. Harrowing bravery, with unbridled resolve he bursts into the gorilla enclosure and wrestles the Silverbacks into submission. Upon their defeat he removes a banana from his belt, peels it, and eats it. Female zoo patrons basque in the radiant glow of his chiseled physique. He throws the empty banana peel into the crowd of swooning women who all start screeching and brawling in their attempts to seize it as a souvanier. The Zookeeper takes this time to escape, "sorry to give you the slip," he says with a chuckle. He mounts a saddle perched high up on the very top of a giraffe's head and holding its horns, gallops off into the distance.
 
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