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games Ghoulish Voice Sound Effect - Altered Beast Sega Genesis

Welcome to your room, naughty naughty
Lighting up that ass like squirts on the potty
Gonna catch lots of hate bend over gonna smack you in your taint
Welcome to your doom
Shouldn't welcome evil into your room
Now we are here to roast the queer
Sega was so 1992
You have not a clue the hell you've unleashed
All it took was that gay ass robot speech
Welcome to your room
Your locked in now so prepare your anus
That shits about to get tore up
Like Spears Britt's Conservatorship
Welcoming your doom here come the cappers
That ass about to become a clapper
When the crew come through to run a train on you
So welcoming the doom now you're locked inside this room
 
Welcome to your room, naughty naughty
Lighting up that ass like squirts on the potty
Gonna catch lots of hate bend over gonna smack you in your taint
Welcome to your doom
Shouldn't welcome evil into your room
Now we are here to roast the queer
Sega was so 1992
You have not a clue the hell you've unleashed
All it took was that gay ass robot speech
Welcome to your room
Your locked in now so prepare your anus
That shits about to get tore up
Like Spears Britt's Conservatorship
Welcoming your doom here come the cappers
That ass about to become a clapper
When the crew come through to run a train on you
So welcoming the doom now you're locked inside this room
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I didn't have it for sega, I had it for Win95 tho.
I played a lot of mortal Kombat, shining force and other random shit on Sega tho, pretty sure I still have my Sega somewhere.
I thought about getting one of those console minis for Genesis and SNES.. hell, I was happy with the little Pacman joystick that hooks to the back of the TV that came with 5 other arcade games
 
I thought about getting one of those console minis for Genesis and SNES.. hell, I was happy with the little Pacman joystick that hooks to the back of the TV that came with 5 other arcade games
I like the concept of those things but a lot of the games come incomplete. You'd be better off building your own based off a RaspberryPi board and just loading ROMS onto it yourself, imo.
 
I'm a Sega fan girl for life. This thread made me smile.

Road Rash Was The Best Game On Sega Genesis View attachment 672841
You are mistaken. This is far from true. Road rash is a good game, but I will eat my family for dinner if it's the "best" Sega Genesis game.

I didn't have it for sega, I had it for Win95 tho.
I played a lot of mortal Kombat, shining force and other random shit on Sega tho, pretty sure I still have my Sega somewhere.
Sell me your Sega Genesis cartridges, I am a glutton for Sega cartridges, I always need..... MORE.

Welcome to your room, naughty naughty
Lighting up that ass like squirts on the potty
Gonna catch lots of hate bend over gonna smack you in your taint
Welcome to your doom
Shouldn't welcome evil into your room
Now we are here to roast the queer
Sega was so 1992
You have not a clue the hell you've unleashed
All it took was that gay ass robot speech
Welcome to your room
Your locked in now so prepare your anus
That shits about to get tore up
Like Spears Britt's Conservatorship
Welcoming your doom here come the cappers
That ass about to become a clapper
When the crew come through to run a train on you
So welcoming the doom now you're locked inside this room
Correction: Sega was sooo 1989, not 1992. Get it together hun. GOSH.

Also: altered beast sucks.
 
I'm a Sega fan girl for life. This thread made me smile.


You are mistaken. This is far from true. Road rash is a good game, but I will eat my family for dinner if it's the "best" Sega Genesis game.


Sell me your Sega Genesis cartridges, I am a glutton for Sega cartridges, I always need..... MORE.


Correction: Sega was sooo 1989, not 1992. Get it together hun. GOSH.

Also: altered beast sucks.
I thought of you when I saw this thread this morning. it makes me happy
 
I'm a Sega fan girl for life. This thread made me smile.


You are mistaken. This is far from true. Road rash is a good game, but I will eat my family for dinner if it's the "best" Sega Genesis game.


Sell me your Sega Genesis cartridges, I am a glutton for Sega cartridges, I always need..... MORE.


Correction: Sega was sooo 1989, not 1992. Get it together hun. GOSH.

Also: altered beast sucks.
Sega just got more popular around 1992. Altered Beast was terrible but it was loaded with creepy hellish sound effects that were hard to forget
 
Welcome to your room, naughty naughty
Lighting up that ass like squirts on the potty
Gonna catch lots of hate bend over gonna smack you in your taint
Welcome to your doom
Shouldn't welcome evil into your room
Now we are here to roast the queer
Sega was so 1992
You have not a clue the hell you've unleashed
All it took was that gay ass robot speech
Welcome to your room
Your locked in now so prepare your anus
That shits about to get tore up
Like Spears Britt's Conservatorship
Welcoming your doom here come the cappers
That ass about to become a clapper
When the crew come through to run a train on you
So welcoming the doom now you're locked inside this room
Trying to be like Eminem coming out more like Skittles. Johnny beat that devil and took that golden fiddle. Breaking open your room like you did your mother's womb. Nothing evil about you 'cept your breath, yellow teeth spittin' butter, odor of death. You screamin' we but your solo. Spaghetti stains on your Poloโ„ข. Only ass you be clappin' is ham on a cracker. Talkin' smack to the OP like you an OG. Only thing original about you is that mouth full of poo. So welcome to the fun house and let it begin. Just hopin' we'll be friends in the end!
 
Trying to be like Eminem coming out more like Skittles. Johnny beat that devil and took that golden fiddle. Breaking open your room like you did your mother's womb. Nothing evil about you 'cept your breath, yellow teeth spittin' butter, odor of death. You screamin' we but your solo. Spaghetti stains on your Poloโ„ข. Only ass you be clappin' is ham on a cracker. Talkin' smack to the OP like you an OG. Only thing original about you is that mouth full of poo. So welcome to the fun house and let it begin. Just hopin' we'll be friends in the end!
Yeah this but this ain't the ending tis the beginning, no need to be like anyone else Eminem is a pussy they call him rabbit because he's squishy, soft like wet pussy, I take it he's your idol, looking at your script you're the one who tried to be, but I'm here to yank you up, toss you over this knee for talking smack to me, if you didn't know I'm here for the show so do tell, if you got balls that fell like mine, I use your momma to carry them for me sometimes, just ask her when she off the binge, hell shit talkers make the best of friends.
 
I didn't have it for sega, I had it for Win95 tho.
I played a lot of mortal Kombat, shining force and other random shit on Sega tho, pretty sure I still have my Sega somewhere.
I thought about getting one of those console minis for Genesis and SNES.. hell, I was happy with the little Pacman joystick that hooks to the back of the TV that came with 5 other arcade games
I recently played on the mini with my nephew, it had a shitload of games on it. Maybe 40?
 
Yeah sadly they're prone to failure. They are loaded with games usually but like I said some of them come incomplete.
I remember a friend of mine had one and we were trying to beat Lion King but the game would just cut out half way through. Maybe not all of them are like that but just a buyer beware I guess.

I much prefer the customization you can do with a raspberry pi, you don't have to limit yourself to just Sega or SNES games.
 
Ecco had great reviews at the time, they must've paid them a fucking fortune.
Everyone knows Ecco The Dolphin is the best Sega Genesis game
Cyborg justice was a hell of a MegaDrive game I dunno if it was the best but pretty good.
I also remember playing a lot of Jungle Strike.
And Skitchin' was definitely better than RoadRash.
 
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