'A giant, single celled orgasm'... now hang on a minute... I want a big squishy orgasm actually... I imagine it would be like making love to a waterbed that is slightly damp as it's 'anal pores' (what the microscopic pores in single celled creatures are actually called) secrete its waste all over its surface...A Reticulan would, but not an Amoebian, an Amoebian is bassically just a giant single celled organism that mindlessly eats bacteria through osmosis, it has no mouth to perform fellatio... although its squishy body could theoretically be used for sexual gratification if one is creative enough.
You could also try your luck with its buccal overture if you are into oral...



