bizarre He tried to rape the cow and it backfired

[Jenny]

Thou shalt not lay with beasties... it's literally written in a book & everything, like 4 times. 😔

 

[steroidtulip]

Rape my arse ! She was gagging for it , swinging them juicy udders . She knew what she was doing

 

[Mexecutioner]

How do you even continue on living after that shit? What happened to you? Oh I was trying to fuck a cow but the cow wasn't having it and it gored the shit out of me...... Just Fkn shoot yourself!!

 

[ThE SLiGhT LuNaTiC]

It’s hard to tell if he’s been gored or if he’s trying mouth rape on that cow

 

[teomaco22]

rescuers lolling

 

[DrGoodEvil]

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Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Fuckin Germans! Always doin some "beasty" shit. Depraved sons-o-bitches. 😁😆😂🤣🤪

 

[oceanblood]

Looks like he got the mouth instead 😂🤮

 

[lechmich]

He forgot to bring flowers

 

[Sonnynerd022]

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Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.

www.dailymail.co.uk

guess the cow did not like his mooves

 

[LowkeyRenHana]

Wait a minute, wait a minute! How do we know the cow didn't try to rape him? Hm? Don't believe everything you read, people!

Hey Bruno. Just a question, are you russian perchance?

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Hey Bruno. Just a question, are you russian perchance?

да. I mean, no! Of course not.

 

[CountScrewloose]

 

[Ebenizer_thePiecer]

So was in India and tried to rape their god?

 

[AJ-NL]

Hahahah

 

[Wasted talent 78]

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Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.

www.dailymail.co.uk

He's so horny

He got the horn 😂

Hes so horny

 

[Jenny]

He's so horny


Hes so horny

He love you longtime...

 

[Joker1981]

police, 'Sir, remove your penis from the bovine and take two steps back, sir!'

 

[Elmondo]

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Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Milk. It does a body good.

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

Good the bull fucked him hard stupid Spaz motherfucker.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

"It might seem fun at first, but..." In regards to describing a torture method that involves a man tied to a fence post with his pants down and a hungry calf.

What movie is that from? Anyone recall?