bizarre Homeless Mutant Manages to Stab Someone But Has No Arms (be ready to laugh hysterically)

[RebelFX]

Run little mutant! Get him! This is a mix of his mom fucking a T-Rex. Baby arms here actually stabbed someone... That's incredible!

News cast of stabby little guy:

 

[MysteryTraveler]

If I were him, I would wear a shirt that says "I arm-wrestle with my dick."

 

[djdeeds]

The man is a fucking Picasso !

 

[Theseus]

If someone pulls out a pair of scissors with their foot… I’m fucking running! 🤣

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

Just trip the freak up

 

[j.f.🔎]

"Directions?!?"
(you mean you wanna laugh at my little arms you cunt)
"oh yes I'll just grab my pointing scissors"

If someone pulls out a pair of scissors with their foot… I’m fucking running! 🤣

And they be hoppin'

 

[eksy]

If I were him, I would wear a shirt that says "I arm-wrestle with my dick."

I kinda expected (hoped?) that knife will be taped to his dick and he'll stab by thrusting hips into victims.

I'm sure he has to deal with shitty people all the time. I have to wear an eye patch, but decided not to, because people were taking pics, yelling stuff etc. If something that minor gets them going, I can't imagine how bad it was for this guy.

 

[RebelFX]

The black dude commentary is hilarious

 

[Therando]

I would run from a T. rex

 

[Chief Queef]

It's like "the hills have eyes" meets "my left foot"...

 

[Sue69]

If I were him, I would wear a shirt that says "I arm-wrestle with my dick."

But wouldn’t that attract faggots? Better to say “I sword fight with my dick” although I think that might attract faggots too!

 

[Trollhunt42]

Poor guy can't jerk off. I would also be mad 24/7

 

[Silent Shark]

It's like "the hills have eyes" meets "my left foot"...

😆😆😆

 

[drooly zager]

Bet he’s gott a shitty T. rex butthole ….

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

But wouldn’t that attract faggots? Better to say “I sword fight with my dick” although I think that might attract faggots too!

Any shirt would do, guy just needs to wear one so we don’t see his flappy appendages anymore

 

[thebully08$]

He looks like that little dude from the island of doctor moreua

 

[Tinkle_Star]

His friends call him “Chicken Wing”

 

[CunningLinguist]

Poor guy can't jerk off. I would also be mad 24/7

He has to just wing it. Chicken wing it.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Any shirt would do, guy just needs to wear one so we don’t see his flappy appendages anymore

long sleeve for sure

 

[Pangolin777]

The black dude commentary is hilarious

Yes! I lol-ed to myself! 😂💀