How would you try and prevent a suicide-jumper from leaping?

[Rick James]

Here’s Rick James’ suicide-prevention method - to talk someone down from a ledge:

I’ll start by doing a traditional/cheezy “don’t jump, your life can change” talk, and then out of nowhere I, the negotiator, pull down my pants and start masturbating, while looking the jumper dead in the eye. Without saying anything. The jumper is going to be like, “what the fuck man?”… and while the dude is watching me - i mean the Negotiator - wackin’ it, someone creeps up behind him and grabs him.

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

 

[SlovakBabe]

tell them to find another spot or make it fast

 

[IExist]

Push them myself

 

[ZeroK]

I'd Film It

 

[Bender41]

Depends on the situation

 

[john5]

I wouldn't, Suicide is a choice so it is up to them if they want to do it or not.

 

[Frank Bradley]

I will let him/her suicide , fuck all people ! I hate humans especially women

 

[j.f.🔎]

Depends if I cared, plus my mam told me not to talk to strangers.

I will let him/her suicide , fuck all people ! I hate humans especially women

Join in?

 

[IntriguedByDeath]

Prevent?.........Why?

 

[hedgerow]

i'd tell them to hurry up

 

[hispammic]

Here’s Rick James’ suicide-prevention method - to talk someone down from a ledge:

I’ll start by doing a traditional/cheezy “don’t jump, your life can change” talk, and then out of nowhere I, the negotiator, pull down my pants and starts masturbating, while looking the jumper dead in the eye. Without saying anything. The jumper is going to be like, “what the fuck man?”… and while the dude is watching me - i mean the Negatiator - wackin’ it, someone creeps up behind him and grabs him.

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

if you kill yourself now how will you see the new posts on goregrish later?

 

[Chief Queef]

Rapidly press whatever random, flashing console button appears during this QTE...

 

[Theseus]

 

[smokingpoop]

I'd train a team of highly elite platypuses to pull the jumper back from the ledge while I distract them with fortnite dances and the griddy

 

[Rick James]

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That’s my awesome president right there. Out there going for walks… smelling chicks hair… giving hugs for too long…

Damn strait I’ll be voting for him in 2 novembers. As long as he’s still alive.

 

[Varmint Hunter]

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. If somebody wants to kill themselves, let them. I got absolutely no fucks to give, at all. They chose a course of action, their consequences. As long as my Ram is not parked where they are gonna go splat, I probably won't even notice, and if I do, well, I got more important things to do.

 

[Theseus]

That’s my awesome president right there. Out there going for walks… smelling chicks hair… giving hugs for too long…

Damn strait I’ll be voting for him in 2 novembers. As long as he’s still alive.

I knew you would enjoy that one 🤣

 

[Qtek2020]

Here’s Rick James’ suicide-prevention method - to talk someone down from a ledge:

I’ll start by doing a traditional/cheezy “don’t jump, your life can change” talk, and then out of nowhere I, the negotiator, pull down my pants and starts masturbating, while looking the jumper dead in the eye. Without saying anything. The jumper is going to be like, “what the fuck man?”… and while the dude is watching me - i mean the Negatiator - wackin’ it, someone creeps up behind him and grabs him.

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

Firstly if there is someone who wants to jump, I would pushed him or her and later I show her or him how unholy they become. In short, if someone wants to commit suicide, it is best to leave it because then they will plow it again.

 

[Theseus]

Firstly if there is someone who wants to jump, I would pushed him or her and later I show her or him how unholy they become. In short, if someone wants to commit suicide, it is best to leave it because then they will plow it again.

Who’s plowing who?

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

I would tell them I can whistle Dixie with my asshole. Then pull my pants down, Squat, and begin to whistle. Then as they watch I would let a masterbaiting @Rick James tackle them in hopes of seeing mutilated genitals. They should have a reason to live after such encounter.