How would you try and prevent a suicide-jumper from leaping?

[mrln]

That was the most Emo pick-up line i’ve ever seen.

now you have another one to add to your arsenal!

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

I'd tell them to wait for a bit, that I'll be right back. I'd go to someplace that sells those air powered darts they use in the jungle to knock explorers out cold, along with some poison just to sedate.

I would then launch a dart at the suicide candidate just as if I were a seasoned jungle dweller. This would cause the suicidal person to either fall away from the ledge, or off it. If he falls off, his demise was meant to be. If he falls in a direction which he doesn't fall of the ledge, I paint his face all kinds of colors as if he were a clown, and drop him off at the doorstep of a random person.

 

[mrln]

give em a guilt trip. really fuck with their head!

 

[Solomon Kane]

Here’s Rick James’ suicide-prevention method - to talk someone down from a ledge:

I’ll start by doing a traditional/cheezy “don’t jump, your life can change” talk, and then out of nowhere I, the negotiator, pull down my pants and start masturbating, while looking the jumper dead in the eye. Without saying anything. The jumper is going to be like, “what the fuck man?”… and while the dude is watching me - i mean the Negatiator - wackin’ it, someone creeps up behind him and grabs him.

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

Who am I to interfere with someone's decision. 🤔

 

[SickoPsycho01]

Push them myself

Just double down homelander style and encourage it, it would throw them aback enough for them to be like “wait, so now you want me to do it? I suddenly don’t want to anymore…”

 

[cacarara74874]

I wouldn't. I respect a persons decision of wanting to end their lives no matter how absurd their reasons are.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I wouldn’t interfere. Just like I wouldn’t administer cpr even though I’m certified for it

 

[NickyAutomatic]

I will give them a parachute so they have time to think that life is beautiful but there is no canopy.

 

[LIL JADED]

I'd jump with them. Let them know that we're in this together. 😉

 

[beachweather]

I will let him/her suicide , fuck all people ! I hate humans especially women

That must be why your a virgin, gay and pull no bitches

 

[Jfafaster]

I'd get out my Ruger and shoot them dead. It will therefore be homicide. Suicide prevented, mission accomplished.

 

[LeatherFetishGuy]

Am I bad if I said I would masterbate to his public humiliation as he’s about to jump? As I hoot and holler and cheer?

 

[mrln]

no. but people would say your gay,if you jerk off to another guy though.

 

[rudy$$$]

I would say 'hey'.

 

[Bostonjohn]

I'd bother em. Some here know....

 

[steroidtulip]

Sneak a trampoline under them . They'll have such a laugh that they'll forget about their shite life .