How would you wipe that ass?

[Asspipe]

After surviving an apocalyptic episode, you and one other person are alone. A brief sexual relationship takes place that is violent and results in cannibalism due to radiation poisoning. While preparing to dismember the body, you accidentally cut off both of your arms.
A robot butler stands by to do your bidding. He has endless building materials and must construct a means for you to wipe your ass. While he is prepared to satisfy your sexual needs, his programming doesn’t allow him to wipe it for you. Unless it’s sexually related.

My idea was a sawhorse type contraption with a conveyor belt of toilet paper, that has pedals underneath that you power.

 

[Bad Hippo]

you accidentally cut off both of your arms.

BOTH arms at once? While dismembering a body for food?

If if was that inept, I'd order the robot butler to fuck me with the chainsaw, and my dying decree is that it creates a brand new civilisation in it's own image.

 

[Amalgamation]

Butler, choke me all sexy like, but don't stop

 

[Asspipe]

BOTH arms at once? While dismembering a body for food?

If if was that inept, I'd order the robot butler to fuck me with the chainsaw, and my dying decree is that it creates a brand new civilisation in it's own image.

Yes both arms. It’s really bad luck but it can happen. You’ve got to your wipe ass. Goodness, you’ve just got to. The new civilization part is good though. No defecating

Hey my butler doesn’t have a chain saw cock.

Butler, choke me all sexy like, but don't stop

I just want to wipe my ass and you guys want to end it all. With proper hygiene there is a tomorrow

 

[Pïggÿ]

Be like a bear, use a tree to get the big chunks off and then walk through tall grass to loosen up the dingleberries

 

[djdeeds]

Ordinarily I'd just suggest some kind of hose that squirts water at your poo hole but since you specified it has to be sexual , why not one of those dick shaped water pistols? Could even be helpful during times of constipation to push the knob in a bit... loosen what's clogged

 

[Asspipe]

Be like a bear, use a tree to get the big chunks off and then walk through tall grass to loosen up the dingleberries

Au natural. Like drag ur ass across a log with velvety green moss

 

[HG]

Be like a bear

roar...

 

[Asspipe]

Ordinarily I'd just suggest some kind of hose that squirts water at your poo hole but since you specified it has to be sexual , why not one of those dick shaped water pistols? Could even be helpful during times of constipation to push the knob in a bit... loosen what's clogged
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Well that’s a good questions. The butler can wipe but only for sexual purposes. Does a scat fetish beat the system?

Well that’s a good questions. The butler can wipe but only for sexual purposes. Does a scat fetish beat the system?

It does suggest a bidet type solution

 

[Awaiting the Vultures]

Just tell the butler having your ass wiped after shitting is your sexual fetish

 

[Asspipe]

Just tell the butler having your ass wiped after shitting is your sexual fetish

Right! I’m fucking laughing imagining me sitting there armless next to a pile of shit saying “oh yeah wipe it just like that….nice and thorough butler”

 

[j.f.🔎]

Hey my butler doesn’t have a chain saw cock.

Peasant.

Would he just be able to wipe my arse normally if I moaned suggestively and told him what a good wiper he is everytime?

 

[Asspipe]

Peasant.

Would he just be able to wipe my arse normally if I moaned suggestively and told him what a good wiper he is everytime?

Yes. The sexual nature of his programming creates a grey area to be exploited. Can he detect deception? No change in blood pressure or pulse associated with sexual desire?

Yes. The sexual nature of his programming creates a grey area to be exploited. Can he detect deception? No change in blood pressure or pulse associated with sexual desire?

And pretending to moaning suggestively while shitting is still a price to pay, is it not?

 

[Dolly]

Robot . build me a bidet

 

[wiggins]

Robot . build me a bidet

Robot, build me some arms...

 

[Asspipe]

Robot . build me a bidet

How will it squirt? That’s what she said

Maybe a Lazy Susan concept powered by water.
There are people with no arms and legs who live alone and somehow do it. Maybe there’s a shadow industry of product development that would really wow us. Like stuff they invent for astronauts. If there’s ever an armless astronaut they should be prepared

 

[Dolly]

How will it squirt? That’s what she said

Maybe a Lazy Susan concept powered by water.
There are people with no arms and legs who live alone and somehow do it. Maybe there’s a shadow industry of product development that would really wow us. Like stuff they invent for astronauts. If there’s ever an armless astronaut they should be prepared

I suspect you have no arms, no carer and a dirty arse. You're just here hoping for some kind of Acme invention inspiration. Get a fucking bidet.

 

[mrln]

id find the nearest carpet and have the butler drag me arse across it

 

[Solomon Kane]

Yes both arms. It’s really bad luck but it can happen. You’ve got to your wipe ass. Goodness, you’ve just got to. The new civilization part is good though. No defecating

Hey my butler doesn’t have a chain saw cock.


I just want to wipe my ass and you guys want to end it all. With proper hygiene there is a tomorrow

"Yes both arms. It’s really bad luck but it can happen"
It can happen? Yeah if you are the greatest moron that ever lived.
And if so, you deserve to die.

 

[Asspipe]

I suspect you have no arms, no carer and a dirty arse. You're just here hoping for some kind of Acme invention inspiration. Get a fucking bidet.

Well. My shoulder needs that surgery that fucks you up for eight weeks and I thought my other one isn’t far behind. Then I thought how bad would it be to do both or even if that’s ever done. Then I thought how would I wipe my ass. And then I thought about the poor armless community and how somewhere out there someone’s making a buck in that

id find the nearest carpet and have the butler drag me arse across it

This one I love. Now that’s innovation

Well. My shoulder needs that surgery that fucks you up for eight weeks and I thought my other one isn’t far behind. Then I thought how bad would it be to do both or even if that’s ever done. Then I thought how would I wipe my ass. And then I thought about the poor armless community and how somewhere out there someone’s making a buck in that


This one I love. Now that’s innovation

Have the butler drag me

Well. My shoulder needs that surgery that fucks you up for eight weeks and I thought my other one isn’t far behind. Then I thought how bad would it be to do both or even if that’s ever done. Then I thought how would I wipe my ass. And then I thought about the poor armless community and how somewhere out there someone’s making a buck in that


This one I love. Now that’s innovation


Have the butler drag me

Like he’s a robot so he’d be really strong. So after I shit he could stir me around in the river real fast like a washing machine. As long as he wouldn’t over do it and break my neck.
Maybe some protective goggles and a C-collar