I think I found the perfect suicide method

[IM4G1N3]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

 

[Mangledhermit]

Very interesting….

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Suicide is for weak cowards.

 

[Bad Hippo]

I tried to off myself when the pain of my gangrene got too bad for me to live with. I mixed myself a fucking large dose of opiates, and necked that with a litre of vodka. But, I woke up 20-hours later with a serious hang-over.

Guess it's true what they say: Evil Never Dies.

 

[Asspipe]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

Had a guy take a shit load of pills and when he got sleepy put a plastic bag on his head. Passed out first and then suffocated. Thought that was pretty smart

 

[Bad Hippo]

Had a guy take a shit load of pills and when he got sleepy put a plastic bag on his head. Passed out first and then suffocated. Thought that was pretty smart

Added bonus too if he choked on his own vomit. Now that's serious commitment to the cause.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

I'm personally very fond of electrocution, but for suicide it could be tricky.

 

[IM4G1N3]

Suicide is for weak cowards.

I’m not talking about being sad and then wanting to commit suicide over some girl leaving you. I’m talking about being in 9/10 pain from pancreatic cancer and your doc tells you that you have a few months to live. I would do it then. What is so brave about dying a painful tortuous drawn out death? Especially when you can experience the best feeling ever just before leaving this world

 

[Asspipe]

Added bonus too if he choked on his own vomit. Now that's serious commitment to the cause.

A quick last meal for the journey😂

 

[Bad Hippo]

A quick last meal for the journey😂

If he was Mexican, he'd enjoy it, for sure. Refried vomit. That's just a super-snack on the descent to Hell.

 

[Asspipe]

If he was Mexican, he'd enjoy it, for sure. Refried vomit. That's just a super-snack on the descent to Hell.

I’m fucking laughing imaging walking into a room and seeing a fucker with a plastic bag on his head chewing the vomit like cud that’s filled up to his chin. with sleepy eyes. WTF.

 

[IM4G1N3]

I tried to off myself when the pain of my gangrene got too bad for me to live with. I mixed myself a fucking large dose of opiates, and necked that with a litre of vodka. But, I woke up 20-hours later with a serious hang-over.

Guess it's true what they say: Evil Never Dies.

This is why I am mixing the hanging with the opiates, only 5% of heroin overdoses are fatal so it seems majority survive. But to avoid surviving and then living the life of an addict I am trying to hang myself which is a 70% success rate. I just have to make sure to barricade myself in the room I do it in so that some retard wouldn’t come save me and cause me to live a life of addiction.

 

[Bad Hippo]

This is why I am not mixing the hanging with the opiates, only 5% of heroin overdoses are fatal so it seems majority survive. But to avoid surviving and then living the life of an addict I am trying to hang myself which is a 70% success rate. I just have to make sure to barricade myself in the room I do it in so that some retard wouldn’t come save me and cause me to live a life of addiction.

I didn't use Heroin, I used 800mg of Morphine Sulphate - which is 40x the daily dosage.

 

[IM4G1N3]

I didn't use Heroin, I used 800mg of Morphine Sulphate - which is 40x the daily dosage

So how did it feel? Good or not

 

[Bad Hippo]

So how did it feel? Good or not

Honestly, I think I was too wrecked on the vodka to notice much of anything, as I drifted off to unconciousness. I don't recall any dreams, any tunnel of light, singing angels or screaming souls burning in Hell, while my body floated between here and whatever comes next. But, I do remember feeling ill as fuck when I woke up.

 

[djdeeds]

That plan will require perfect precision hanging. So many variables regarding the knot used, the rope or cord, your weight and speed at which you drop etc. Actually, if done a particular way you can drop and die instantly and not feel a thing so you wont need the complications of mixing drugs. I'm not an expert with hanging but I know there's a way you can do it where it's fast and instant.

 

[IM4G1N3]

That plan will require perfect precision hanging. So many variables regarding the knot used, the rope or cord, your weight and speed at which you drop etc. Actually, if done a particular way you can drop and die instantly and not feel a thing so you wont need the complications of mixing drugs. I'm not an expert with hanging but I know there's a way you can do it where it's fast and instant.

If I die instantly all cool because I won’t remember the high when I’m dead anyways, the heroin is in case I don’t die, basically a painkiller which will make me feel like everything is okay with no fear, like the video we saw last week of some model hanging herself and she didn’t die for 7 minutes, if she had heroin then she wouldn’t of felt a thing and actually it would’ve been blissful/euphoric

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

This is why I am mixing the hanging with the opiates, only 5% of heroin overdoses are fatal so it seems majority survive. But to avoid surviving and then living the life of an addict I am trying to hang myself which is a 70% success rate. I just have to make sure to barricade myself in the room I do it in so that some retard wouldn’t come save me and cause me to live a life of addiction.

If I die instantly all cool because I won’t remember the high when I’m dead anyways, the heroin is in case I don’t die, basically a painkiller which will make me feel like everything is okay with no fear, like the video we saw last week of some model hanging herself and didn’t die for 7 minutes, if she had heroin then she wouldn’t of felt a thing and actually it would’ve been blissful/euphoric

Let's cut the bullshit. This thread isn't about someone dying of pancreatic cancer but some weak assed pussy who doesn't want to live his life of failure living with his mommy and daddy. Go cut yourself and feel better, you beta cuck.

 

[Russellmark11]

I'm trying the suicide method of death by old age.

 

[evil retard]

Is this a good idea?

no. stupid idea. take some fenbendazole and live, you fucking pussy.