I think I found the perfect suicide method

[The anarchist]

I really don't care but don't kill yourself, its the cowards way out imo, you will be killing the people that love you, they will blame themselves for the rest of their lives

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I really don't care but don't kill yourself, its the cowards way out imo, you will be killing the people that love you, they will blame themselves for the rest of their lives

They are far too weak to kill themselves, they've been crying about the unjust world for years now. Just another attention seeking cunt.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Nah, sounds like a lot of work, man.

From my experience, only the unchecked cancer hurt. Mine felt like I was being hit in the abdomen with a sledge hammer. Other than that, just effing tired all the time.

The chemo, though; I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. THAT sucked, big time. Fun aside - mosquitoes didn’t want anything to do with me that summer. They could smell the poison in me. Kinda neat.

 

[badangel7]

all u would need is the fent
you get high as fk and die

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Nah, sounds like a lot of work, man.

From my experience, only the unchecked cancer hurt. Mine felt like I was being hit in the abdomen with a sledge hammer. Other than that, just effing tired all the time.

The chemo, though; I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. THAT sucked, big time. Fun aside - mosquitoes didn’t want anything to do with me that summer. They could smell the poison in me. Kinda neat.

They don't have cancer. I bet you're greatful for life after what you went through. This kid is just sad and depressed but not physically ill, but whines like a schoolgirl.

 

[IM4G1N3]

They are far too weak to kill themselves, they've been crying about the unjust world for years now. Just another attention seeking cunt.

Bro I never said I was gonna kms I just said hypothetically that would be a cool way to die.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Bro I never said I was gonna kms I just said hypothetically that would be a cool way to die.

You've been crying about this here for years now. I know you won't kill yourself, you just cry for attention. Weak.

 

[dwdays]

Sounds awesome….show us!

 

[evil retard]

They are far too weak to kill themselves

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Bro I never said I was gonna kms I just said hypothetically that would be a cool way to die.

Shit will get better, that’s all I can offer. Sometimes the horizon can’t be seen bc you’re in a valley, but it’s still there.

 

[IM4G1N3]

Sounds awesome….show us!

I would record myself if I ever do it and livestream for an audience here and maybe even get someone I know to record the live and post it.

Shit will get better, that’s all I can offer. Sometimes the horizon can’t be seen bc you’re in a valley, but it’s still there.

I’m not some sad incel or something bruh, I literally have a date next week, a new job I may get etc, life isn’t terrible rn

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

I would record myself if I ever do it and livestream for an audience here and maybe even get someone I know to record the live and post it.


I’m not some sad incel or something bruh, I literally have a date next week, a new job I may get etc, life isn’t terrible rn

You'll never find the balls to do it, you don't want to die. All you are missing is attention and a lack of pussy because girls don't like depressed femboys.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Don't kill yourself. I would miss seeing those tit-tays in your profile pic. Same goes for @LimpWrist .

 

[evil retard]

I’m not some sad incel or something bruh, I literally have a date next week, a new job I may get etc, life isn’t terrible rn

damn. beg to differ. you fantasize about hanging yourself. you're definitely some fat bitch, making shit up as you go. edgy cunt.

 

[Melas]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

This is why is assisted death should be legal in cases such as this, it's humane and no one in your family has to live witness to a horrific sight. I get suicide is for the weak but it takes some serious juevos to end yourself, just my thoughts lol

 

[Monkeydude]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

How about you just live and watch some SpongeBob or fightclub maybe even the big labousky I'm sorry u want to go lights out but shit man live as long as you can grab life by the balls n go out when it's really time take care dude go spend all ur money on some hookers n cocaine

 

[JG Ballard]

I wouldn't do it this way. Too many moving parts here could make it a slow, painful end or cause a failure and maim you for life. Look into hypoxic death instead. If done right, and it's pretty straightforward, it will result in simply going to sleep instantly and not waking up. Dying in one's sleep is the ideal death, the only difference here is that you will be aware of what is about to happen. Simply put, it involves pumping an inert gas like helium or nitrogen into a bag partially sealed over the head, then breathing. If done right, the inert gas will displace oxygen, fooling the body into believing it is breathing correctly. Without oxygen the brain dies relatively quickly. Reports say that after one breath, you pass out and it's all over from there.

 

[evil retard]

wow. look. more insecure closet homosexuals discussing elaborate ways to kill themselves. so cool. just kidding. so gay. ha.

 

[eksy]

I don't recall any dreams, any tunnel of light, singing angels or screaming souls burning in Hell, while my body floated between here and whatever comes next. But, I do remember feeling ill as fuck when I woke up.

Yeah, that's my experience too. I've tried to off myself, but mostly because I had multiple near-death experiences / reanimations due to health issues and surgeries (anesthesia hates me for some reason). I've never experienced anything. My afterlife is empty, colourless, and pointless just like this life 💕 not wanting to kms any longer for about three years or so, though. Over 15 years of psychiatric and psychotherapeutic help finally did its work. Not happy yet, but not that numb or miserable any longer.

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

I've always wanted to try that sweet relief feeling, descriptions of that inner peace get me craving it like an obese kid craves saturated fats... But I'm sure that would get me hooked right away. I always had bad experiences with any kind of drugs, always got extremely depressed or anxious, or both, weed included, so I'm not sure if this would work for me, but if it did... Damn, I wouldn't stop after one dose.

There's a nice, cozy way of killing yourself (I'm mostly convinced you don't want to do it, but just in case, it's not an advertisement to follow). It's like hanging yourself, but without all that eyes pressure and other ugly stuff, you basically bloodchoke yourself to death while lying comfortably. You can stop at any moment, but people "just trying it out" say they almost offed themselves during the trial as it works quickly and is kinda peaceful. All you need it two objects like small bean bags, sand filled socks etc and a ratchet belt. You put bags on your neck arteries (don't know medical name, those main ones that gets fucked during hanging), place rachet belt over them and tighten it. It blocks arteries, but beans keep the belt away from your throat, so you keep breathing. Pretty neat. There's often a nice feeling to it, like for those who choke themselves for pleasure, and yeah, I can confirm that from testing it in the past.

That said, even if it's an unpleasant and slow process, right meds and psychotherapy really do fucking wonders, so give it a chance, my suicidal friends.

 

[j.f.🔎]

That rope around your neck is certainly gonna blow your buzz, and gonna be a ballache to set up if your that badly.