I think I found the perfect suicide method

[evil retard]

That said, even if it's an unpleasant and slow process, right meds and psychotherapy really do fucking wonders, so give it a chance, my suicidal friends.

wait. are you saying this from experience? what's your story?

 

[Awaiting the Vultures]

You won't need heroin if you have fent

 

[slickrick27]

You could just eat some fentanyl and you'd be dead within minutes. All that sounds mad complicated for no reason. Fentanyl is extremely lethal.

 

[LimpWrist]

There's a video of a teenager in Iceland or Norway or some shit. First he takes a shit load of pills with lots of alcohol. Covers himself in gas, has a homemade bomb wrapped around his neck. Slices the fuck outta his wrists, sits on the edge of a cliff with a rope around his neck. Sets himself on fire then shoots himself and falls off the cliff, hanging himself. Fire eventually sets off the bomb on his chest/neck. I'm sure Lord Gutsy or some awesome moderator uploader person can find the video. Hell it might be on here. He setup two cameras to film it

 

[Jizdrop1]

I didn't use Heroin, I used 800mg of Morphine Sulphate - which is 40x the daily dosage.

Do you get constipation with it? Do you take anything to make you go?

 

[methedup77]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

Just go to California and ask Dr Kavorkian Jr to put you to sleep

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

I'm personally very fond of electrocution, but for suicide it could be tricky.

Toaster and a bath

 

[Super Kirbo]

Toaster and a bath

Bread would get soggy ?

 

[mrln]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

so when is your expiration date? id go the speedball method.

 

[j.f.🔎]

There's a video of a teenager in Iceland or Norway or some shit. First he takes a shit load of pills with lots of alcohol. Covers himself in gas, has a homemade bomb wrapped around his neck. Slices the fuck outta his wrists, sits on the edge of a cliff with a rope around his neck. Sets himself on fire then shoots himself and falls off the cliff, hanging himself. Fire eventually sets off the bomb on his chest/neck. I'm sure Lord Gutsy or some awesome moderator uploader person can find the video. Hell it might be on here. He setup two cameras to film it

I think that's a fake one and it was on YouTube, it's been mentioned a few times here.

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

no. stupid idea. take some fenbendazole and live, you fucking pussy.

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Oi, fuck you NAZI cunt

 

[Bad Hippo]

Do you get constipation with it? Do you take anything to make you go?

I remember the dihydrocodeine giving me really bad constipation. But the docs just proscribed me laxatives to take with the painkillers.

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

You'll never find the balls to do it, you don't want to die. All you are missing is attention and a lack of pussy because girls don't like depressed femboys.

You'd know motherfucker, you're a 62 year old virgin tranny with ½ a cock & 1½ pussies..

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

You'd know motherfucker, you're a 62 year old virgin tranny with ½ a cock & 1½ pussies..

Imagine me being all that and still able to piss you off without even trying. You truly are a pathetic snowflake.

 

[Super Kirbo]

Yeah

I think that's a fake one and it was on YouTube, it's been mentioned a few times here.

did it for a school project i think

 

[eksy]

wait. are you saying this from experience? what's your story?

Eh, pretty standard Wattpad story I guess? I'll put it into spoiler box, so it won't take weeks to scroll to the next comment.

Spoiler: Some emo shit

I had really abusive parents, my mother doing sexual and emotional stuff, my father doing physical and mental stuff, leaving me in care of more and more random people who introduced more abuse, deepening disability, more sexual predators, self-harm, eating disorder, psychosis, all that fun. Then I got of age and had to move out, so I had to drop out of school as well (we became adults in the middle of high school here). Became homeless sex worker (and prostitute a few times; no, it's not the same, at least wasn't there and then), wrecked my health, got exploited again and again, but it was making me happy and proud of being as useful as my worthless self could be. I had no idea how emotions work, how human relations work, I basically fucked half of my friends, because I thought that's how you express positive feelings and friendly intentions.

I was in psychiatric treatment since I was tween, but my parents didn't care about it, so it was messy af. First proper therapy and meds came when I was 21? Something like that. First five years of my therapy were used to learn what emotions are, how to feel them again, and how to name them. It was hard af. Only then I could work on my life in any constructive way.

There were many missteps even with all that support. I got hospitalized a couple of times, tried to off myself, but got reanimated, self harm and self sabotage were obvious parts of my life, I destroyed a relationship with the only person I've ever loved, and more.

But even though it was uncomfortable, hard, and painful way, I got to the point where suicide meant I'd lose something. It's wasn't magic exit button anymore. Slowly I became aware that I can decide how I live, that I have right to my own needs and wants... I got accepted at nice universities, I got job, I stopped having sex (yes, it was improvement lol), fucked up many times and didn't see it as the ultimate failure, nice stuff.

I've learned so fucking much during those years, it's unbelievable. It's like restarting a game after you chose wrong dialogue option in the critical moment.

No matter how much (or little) sense my babbling makes, trying therapy is always a great choice. Sure, there are dumbasses among therapists too, but then just try another one (unless it's 7th therapist you can't work with, well, then maybe you should check your motivation~). At first you probably won't see benefits, you'll be frustrated, uncomfortable af, angry at the therapist and yourself, you won't find right words, etc, but that's okay. It will get easier with time, seriously.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Why don’t you at least give it a wank like David Carradine.

 

[DrGoodEvil]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

Sounds nice but you aren't feelin' ANY bliss with no blood gettin to your brain. Just sayin.😏✌️🤘

 

[Theseus]

Heroin is great I only shot up once but have snorted it. Like floating on a cloud, your whole body feels light as a feather and as heavy as lead all at once. Tingling sensation throughout your body and nothing seems to mater. When I was using H I’d rather use than get laid do ye better than sex.
🤣🤘🏻

 

[LIL JADED]

I was thinking if I get some terminal illness like cancer and i’m in extreme pain, I will give myself the same mercy a dying dog would get. But to achieve this my plan is to buy heroin and fentanyl, mix the two in a dangerously high dose, then tie a rope to the ceiling, put it around my neck and then have the shot ready in my hand while standing on a chair ready to kick it. I put the rope around my neck and right as I finish shooting up I kick the chair and only feel pain for 2 seconds before feeling that full heroin bliss that people talk about which is apparently feels like an orgasm x1000 with incredible peace/euphoria unmatched by anything else and I’ve always wondered what it would feel like. The only drug I’ve ever done was alcohol and weed so I never reached those levels. Is this a good idea? Let me know in the replies.

Suicide is for pussies