Funny I want to be a sofa

[Pajeet]

 

[Lithman59]

🤣 This could have been a Monty Python sketch

 

[CunningLinguist]

It's a shame that they are both so ugly and stupid, and can't think of any other way to get the attention that they crave.

 

[Amalgamation]

It's furniture on fire.
Seems I compressed it a bit too much.

 

[miketeevee13]

What in the name of Zyklon B is wrong with the world

 

[PinkE]

What in the name of Zyklon B is wrong with the world

I love hitchhikers guide. I've been unable to read/ find the last book

 

[djdeeds]

I don't believe any of it, seems like they're just taking the piss.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Fucking white people problems, am i right??

 

[REDRUM616]

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They sound like dudes with titis. Either way this is creepy.

 

[REDRUM616]

Fucking white people problems, am i right??

My problem is that I spend $400 on rum per month, I’m lacking sleep because my daughter is teething, bill have got really high, I’m lacking a lot of under the sheets time, and I feel like I’m 60 years old all the time.

 

[Pajeet]

My problem is that I spend $400 on rum per month, I’m lacking sleep because my daughter is teething, bill have got really high, I’m lacking a lot of under the sheets time, and I feel like I’m 60 years old all the time.

That's all normal if you ain't black. Are you?

 

[mrln]

It's a shame that they are both so ugly and stupid, and can't think of any other way to get the attention that they crave.

theyre trans. and if theyre not,they sure look and sound like they are!

 

[REDRUM616]

That's all normal if you ain't black. Are you?

I’m whiter than Hitler himself

 

[Pajeet]

I’m whiter than Hitler himself

Hitler was a short self hating jew.

 

[REDRUM616]

Hitler was a short self hating jew.

Talking about his skin nothing else. I’m 6-1, 134 lbs, 140 when leaving the house with my smoke wagon with mags. Hitler was only outside during WW1, from here he never saw the outside much unless he was doing a speech. I was making fun of him because he do much or not enough.

 

[Dirl]

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My name is @SearCutFAL and i'm addicted to rep points.

 

[LUNATIC666]

 

[CunningLinguist]

My problem is that I spend $400 on rum per month, I’m lacking sleep because my daughter is teething, bill have got really high, I’m lacking a lot of under the sheets time, and I feel like I’m 60 years old all the time.

my fav:

 

[REDRUM616]

my fav:

I’ll try it! Where is it sold at?

 

[REDRUM616]

My name is @SearCutFAL and i'm addicted to rep points.
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Are the cats waiting for him to die?