Funny I want to be a sofa

[master shake]

Well, I've been used as furniture when some porker bitch is sitting on my face.

 

[master shake]

My name is @SearCutFAL and i'm addicted to rep points.
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I just had my phone open and my son asked me if it was real. I told him that it's as real as it gets.

 

[Pop Rokz]

The weird part is that they are draggies or trannies. Either way, hope they get some weirder addictions that lead to their demise.

 

[CunningLinguist]

I’ll try it! Where is it sold at?

I live in North Carolina and so I have to go to the state run ABC stores. Have you ever smelled rum extract? Typical rum, like Bacardi, is made from sugar and doesn't smell or taste anything like rum extract. Myer's is made from actual sugarcane and it has real rum flavor.

 

[REDRUM616]

I live in North Carolina and so I have to go to the state run ABC stores. Have you ever smelled rum extract? Typical rum, like Bacardi, is made from sugar and doesn't smell or taste anything like rum extract. Myer's is made from actual sugarcane and it has real rum flavor.

I make rum and shine but don’t have the time anymore. I’m in Arizona and I just drink captain.

 

[wiggins]

What in the name of Zyklon B is wrong with the world

 

[the stick]

How do two people that completely fucked up find each other? How do two people get that fucked up?

 

[Solomon Kane]

I'll be impressed if miss addiction could turn into this,

Again, stoned

 

[mrln]

I’m 6-1, 134 lbs,

 

[Elmondo]

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What the fucking fuck ?

 

[PokeyCactus]

I’ll be a bed then. That turns into spikes if anyone tries to sit or lie down 😈

 

[REDRUM616]

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Nice pick that very close.

 

[Htos1av]

No....

 

[Dirt Slinger]

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Identify as a target and let somebody shoot your crazy fucking ass