Insurgent Killed By His Own Bomb In Afghanistan (3 Viewers)

[Jon N.]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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how can these idiots get talked into blowing yourself up in a crowd?

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

how can these idiots get talked into blowing yourself up in a crowd?

Because of their beliefs they look at blowing themselves up and killing others as a righteous act. They want to die. How fucked up is that? This one just fucked up and only killed himself I'm guessing.

 

[Shukko]

Can’t tell what end is his ass or which is his head…

 

[Dead Christ]

Looks a bit crispy

 

[SS4]

Karma

 

[Chaircashbear]

Dang

 

[Akanon]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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Mother fuckers are so stupid the only worth they have is to become a bomb. If they had any intelligence they would be worth more alive than dead. Not surprising though considering they still live in countries that have just barely figured out electricity, and paved roads.

 

[Collins]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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🤣🤣🤣everything got it except his balls 🤣😘

 

[Biggiesmalls987]

Looks like she's wearing a guts dress

 

[Pangolin777]

He had a tiny penis lol 😁

 

[tek-trek]

But his 72 virgins look like the female version in ZeroK's picture, they'll just have to make sure they don't get their pieces mixed up.

Translation was incorrect, martyrs will not get 72 virgins, they will get 72 white raisins of crystal clarity; not even enough to make a decent wine from.

Koran suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Translation relies on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, and it yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins. The context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens.

Source: 72 Virgins or 72 Raisins???, page 1

 

[3leggedtablewithnoleg]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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imagine fucking up your own suicide. that's embarassing

 

[Alprazolam]

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Holy shit

 

[Private Joker]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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He needs some Neosporin n a bandaid.👩‍⚕️👩‍🔬

 

[rot.got]

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the bodies look the same

 

[bigsalad]

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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Fail

An insurgent was torn to pieces by his own bomb when it exploded on a highway patrolled by Afghan and foreign troops in south-eastern Afghanistan, police said. Police believe the man was either a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body or had been planting the bomb at the side of the road on the outskirts of Khost city. “We found a torn-into-pieces body at the blast site on an empty road” leading to the Pakistani border, Khost police criminal investigation chief Colonel Mohammad Yaqoub said.

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He needs some milk

 

[Shamandurnik]

Thanks, this is exactly what I need.

 

[Wayne Kümmertz]

The Female Version

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She was hot

 

[dildo_swaggins]

Poor cunt 's brother needs to take that BBQ back to Walmart, refund for sure, maybe a lawsuit