Funny Kristy Creamer

[chewbok]

My first original thread! Yippee. Tame but funny.

 

[45cal1911]

Congrats!

 

[Interregnum]

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Yeah but the Krispy part makes you wonder why that guy was slumming so hard? 🤢

 

[Flapper]

Ah the greatest gift you could ever give to someone... obesity and sugar diabetes...

 

[Harumph]

You know what to do when the Hot Light is on!
"I need a sign!"
"We got you!"

 

[chewbok]

Congrats!

Thanks bro!

 

[chewbok]

The runny nose must be from snorting grandma’s facial powder. Oh yeah, I started shaving when I was 11 or 12 yrs old too. That’s one reason my friends call me Chewbok.

 

[chewbok]

Ah the greatest gift you could ever give to someone... obesity and sugar diabetes...

All wrapped up like a healthy piece of ass.

At Kristy Kreme they recommend rolling the “weight challenged” women around in flour and poking the places where the flour sticks.

Stay away from the crunchy parts. Thats from the last “rolling”.

 

[hedgerow]

The runny nose must be from snorting grandma’s facial powder. Oh yeah, I started shaving when I was 11 or 12 yrs old too. That’s one reason my friends call me Chewbok.

You began shaving at 11 years of age, wow really? You must be fairly short in stature then.
I remember reading a long time ago that the same processes that begin puberty also stop the growth of the long bones in the legs.

 

[chewbok]

I guess average 5’ 11”. 185.

 

[chewbok]

You began shaving at 11 years of age, wow really? You must be fairly short in stature then.
I remember reading a long time ago that the same processes that begin puberty also stop the growth of the long bones in the legs.

Now you have me thinking. My older brother was the same way and he’s like 6’4. He was a bad asthmatic as a child growing up in the 60’s and they pumped him full of vitamins and a cereal called “concentrate”, a food supplement. That may have had some effect on his height, but I’m short as men in my family goes.

I think if early puberty is genetic it’s fairly benign. Perhaps early onset associated with environmental factors or medications results in early termination of lower extremity growth.

Citation needed but one study showed “…the age of puberty onset affects the intensity and duration of the growth spurt, but not final height…”.

Thanks for the food for thought. My boys also hit puberty early and both hit 6’ in college. Their mom is tall. Now I’m going to worry about my grandsons final height. I take back my thanks.

Kellogg's Concentrate cereal was much-loved, but they still discontinued it - Click Americana

Kellogg's Concentrate cereal debuted in 1959. Despite being nutritious and not sugary, commenters here make it clear that people loved the stuff!

clickamericana.com

 

[hedgerow]

I guess average 5’ 11”. 185.

okay, that's closer to chewbacca size...i had visions you were more like an ewok