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AriesKillJester

Mr. Majestic
Batman: The Dark Night Returns 2012 & 2013
DC animated feature set during the cold war era with
aging Batman and Superman working for President Regan, lol.
Stellar voice acting by Peter Weller and others, storywise, I liked the
idea of the cold war. 10/10
 

Jon E(vil)

True gore artist.
Intimate confessions of a chinese courtesan. 1972. Hong Kong.
6/10
A kidnapped woman gets revenge on a series of men.
Forced to work in a whore-house a young woman becomes the lover of the leso madam. She then uses that position to murder four men one by one. Colourful with some great costumes and sets its a slow kinda by the numbers revenge film that builds to a climatic bloody showdown.
Not as sadistic as some japanese cinema, but the fight scenes were well choreographed.
 

Jon E(vil)

True gore artist.
Belzebuth. 2019.
8/10
The second coming of the messiah and the demons that want him dead.
A cop in mexico gets involved with tattooed ex-priest and a american parnanormal investigator to save a little boy from being murdered.
Pretty good horror starring Tobin Bell from the SAW series as the tattooed priest. Spanish and english are present throughout the film.
There are a few moments of CGI but its limited use and reliance on practical effects make for a worthy watch. The third act was where things kinda ground to halt but there was enough going on to still keep it interesting.
It didn't pull any punches with some of the imagery which was nice.
 

AriesKillJester

Mr. Majestic
Paradise Z 2019: 3/10

Two lone, lesbian survivors of the zombie apocalypse are stuck
on an island, but the zombies don't show up until 54 minutes
into the film, lol. In the meantime, they rummage, shower, suck
face, and all that other lovey-dovey stuff. These chicks end up
killing two dudes, why? Because apparently, they can.

The special effects look like it came directly from Hobby Lobby
or a Dollar General store. The zombies themselves behave like
frustrated Johns having a delayed orgasm. Anyway, dynamic negative
size zeroes stab, slash, and shoot their way to safety. The film sucked
worse than a geriatric nun without dentures. I recommend it.
 

Jon E(vil)

True gore artist.
Matando Cabos. (Killing Cabos) Mexico. 2004.
8/10
Two bodies, one ransom, a whole lot of fuck ups.
A steel tycoon is out cold in his gruts in the trunk of one car driven by his son in law, the bloke who took his clothes is tied up with a bag over his head in the apartment of some kidnappers.
A very funny film with a plot intricate, but not enough to confuse. Both sets of characters were given enough time to set up their respective storylines. When they eventually met up, it got violent. There was alot of low level of violence and flashbacks throughout the film and laugh out loud moments.
Trailer has no english subtitles.
 

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