Let's discuss real socks because why not?

[master shake]

Mastershake, on behalf of all of us, we're worried about you. It's not normal for a grown man to have a large garbage bag full of mismatched socks. Put them in a drawer like an adult. You need to hide your shame.

It's not commonly known, but there was a fourth harbinger that a child would grow up to be a psycho, in addition to abusing animals, wetting the bed, and starting fires: Collecting odd socks in garbage bags. If you look carefully at pictures of serial killers' homes, you'll see this frequently. Jars of hands, buckets of blood, and garbage bags of odd socks.

Do we need to do an intervention?

No one messes with my socks.

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

 

[Richard 1986]

Unfortunately, I only have one pair of socks
your help is welcome ...

 

[Graziani]

I only have black socks, and they all get mixed up. I wear a different, similar sock on each foot. I dont care.

 

[REDRUM616]

As far as you know...
Or maybe youre a sleeper agent. You commie bastard! 🤔

My mom moved to Russia to avoid American socialism and decadence.

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

I've worn the same brand of black crew and ankle socks for over a decade. If I have two short socks, or two tall socks, I always have a matched pair.