Warning: Children Little dude accidentally hung himself

[Chief Queef]

He was bound to develop some bizarre kinks later in life. Or blow himself up in the name of Islam. Probably for the best...

 

[Toejam]

Maybe he fucked around and found out. 🤷🏿‍♂️

 

[Vallrain]

What a waste of a life...

I mean the chicken from the sandwich he had for lunch, so sad, that chicken will be missed.

 

[Pensacola333]

Sad. That only one Muslim kid has discovered this interesting loop on the flagpole...

 

[thedungbeetle]

Cancel Culture: Sesame Street Edition

 

[GoreExorcist]

That fence could do with some paint

 

[Clendenon]

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I am not so sure that is a planned suicide. if it takes about 5 lbs of pressure for 10 seconds on the jugular to render someone unconscious, in which that kid was leaned forward for about 11 seconds and most probably had more than 5 lbs of pressure, it is possible he knocked himself out without realizing it.

Uh, too much science for my brain.

 

[Jayb83]

Once that pressure is applied to the neck your body panics and diverts all its resources to getting more oxygen. Unfortunately that means taking away your hands ability to help so they just contort like celebrly palsy sufferer! Without intervention death is inevitable. Great video 👍

 

[YeeterMiester]

Looks like he knew what he was doing😂👍

That or the kid was a retarded inbred. Or both. Life if one hell of a drug.

 

[cerpx]

god damn this kid committed suicide before me wtf am I doing bro

 

[Pavonia7]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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Doesn't he have any control over his feet? Do they lose control that fast?

 

[Armthemasses99]

Whys he tweaking

 

[Sonnynerd022]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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guess you shouldnt teach kids hang man

 

[Qtek2020]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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Why? If they let Palestinian children play like that, the problem will be solved.

 

[dwdays]

Allah likes a little stiffie

 

[sadisticJuan]

Looks like he knew what he was doing😂👍

He's just damn Moron

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

god damn this kid committed suicide before me wtf am I doing bro

Not trying hard enough apparently.

 

[Teeshine]

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Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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PALESTINE!??! NOBODY GIVES 2 FUCKS, MAM

 

[Guns N’ Swifties]

This looks like one of those “you have to tell the kids not to touch the stove and not let them find out for themselves” moments. Hell I didn’t know I shouldn’t do the sleeper hold I saw on fake wrestling on my siblings until my dad whipped my ass for trying it.

 

[Jenny]

This looks like one of those “you have to tell the kids not to touch the stove and not let them find out for themselves” moments. Hell I didn’t know I shouldn’t do the sleeper hold I saw on fake wrestling on my siblings until my dad whipped my ass for trying it.

Lol... Did your dad's spanking work & you never did it again?
I tend to think corporal punishment is not ALWAYS child abuse but, some people say it is. There's definitely been some times I witnessed a parent spanking their kids way, way too hard though in public too & I felt compelled to say something. 😤