Man loses penis in wreck (3 Viewers)

[8====D~]

I imagine most of the boys on here had to give their wee pen0rs a little pat for reassurance after watching that.

Emphasis on the word “wee”.

 

[8====D~]

you are correct! i do not have one at all

Ahhhhhhh no wonder! Cuz for a flaccid dick that just got cut off....most guys would be a smaller 😂 I think there would be major shrinkage just before impact!

 

[8====D~]

you are correct! i do not have one at all

Also, women do have dicks, kinda. Clits are miniature dicks....just without the holes for bodily fluids. But the ‘heads’ are the same. That’s why females with a lot of testosterone have GIANT clits 😉

 

[8====D~]

And that'll leave a mark.

He’s walking it off.

 

[rottdflesh]

Also, women do have dicks, kinda. Clits are miniature dicks....just without the holes for bodily fluids. But the ‘heads’ are the same. That’s why females with a lot of testosterone have GIANT clits 😉

mmm interesting

 

[Denim Chicken]

He went from Ghostrider to Ghost Cock in like .001 seconds

 

[Denim Chicken]

I have really similar fencing in front of my apartment building and am always VERY conscious of their danger when I skateboard past them everyday. Don't mind the drunken hobo sleeping on the sidewalk, who is the original reason I shot this picture.

Also, here is an extremely bizarre little online world I stumbled on to, while searching for corroborating articles about this accident.

Eunuch Archive Message Boards

Can't tell
if trolling or actually dickless.

 

[Silvie 💋]

😁😜👍

 

[Duke_of_seshington]

this and the dude who lands ass first on a poll have gotta be top two unluckiest vids ive seen in a while.

 

[Brwsta]

😂😂😂

 

[Scrim88]

@MotherOfGoree

 

[OXIIRIIQ]

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!

Dickless!

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Ope.

 

[radLass97]

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!

Off topic but we have the same first and middle name LOL

 

[here for the laughs]

I love how after his dick fell out he had to make sure he put his flip flop back on😝 FFS people dont wear flip flops. They are a cursed shoe choice

 

[catsmith]

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!

HAHAHA

 

[catsmith]

Hahahahaha. I enjoyed the fuck out of that so much I watched it 3 times.
He's lucky his intestines wernt cut out of his stomach on that fence though.

Same!

 

[seanstrokum]

I have no words!...

 

[spamdagger79]

we have our top surgeons working around the clock to build him a new cock

 

[TrustGone]

They didn't stitch it back together? I am sure they could have if he just went to the hospital with the dick right away.