Man loses penis in wreck (2 Viewers)

[Absurd]

Damn, might as well go to a plastic surgeon and get a pussy instead, and kill yourself shortly after

 

[Jrbeattrack]

Holy shit

 

[Meow!]

So he just left his severed dick laying on the hot sidewalk?

 

[Ouchfl]

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!

Every time I come across this damn video I can't stop myself from hitting play, and being just as mortified as the first time...I think maybe my brain is considering it as far too dramatic, blanking it out.....dooming me to watch it with fresh eyes for all eternity.
Can we all just share moment of silence for this dudes Junk, which is the only time ive heard a dick called junk,, and known exactly why.

 

[Xsfg]

He shook his dick out like he shit himself.

 

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

I like how the person in that black car stoped just enough to see him scream at him and then took the fuck off ! Funny...

 

[iheartbadmemes]

Fucjing awesome xD

 

[Collins]

He doesn't even realize what happened until it falls out of his pants!
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He’s bolloxed now 🤣

 

[Device420]

...And the award for "Fastest Solo Sex Change w/o Anesthesia" goes to.......

 

[SMOKESKULL]

He went to hospital for a addadicktome also known as a tieacocktome

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Sucks to be him

 

[bipolar_transistor]

Jazz could have done tha and save money.

 

[cacarara74874]

Now he can start hanging with these girls.