bizarre Man survived after falling from the 19th floor

[Sarka]

Russia - A man in Voronezh survived after falling from the 19th floor onto a parked car. According to eyewitnesses on social networks, the incident occurred on April 4 on Kolesnichenko Street.
Local residents reported that the man was intoxicated. Before falling, he shouted something from the balcony, after which he fell from a height of about 60 meters onto the Nissan X-Trail SUV.

Witnesses to the incident called medical and rescue services. Ambulance staff pulled the man out of the badly damaged car and handed him over to the doctors.

 

[djdeeds]

WTF he just stood up and clambered down off there. The physics behind this is amazing - X-Trail was literally a metal air bag!

 

[Taurean]

What the actual fuck-?

Pretty sure the X-Trail absorbed the impact but that's still a miracle

 

[Humungus]

You park your car and when you come back there’s some useless bald cunt climbing out of it very nice.

 

[Flatus Tube]

“Yeah, I’m a legend!”

He also appears to have stolen some private documents and has hidden them up his shirt 🤪🤪🤪. Maybe he’s James Bondski or Jason Bournov 😂.

 

[Chief Queef]

How in the actual fuck? He's literary completely unscathed.

 

[cannedkittens]

Strong bones. He must’ve been drinking that special milk.

 

[mrln]

what brand of vodka was he drinking!
inquiring minds....

 

[taffyflaps]

The assassin now has to come up with another way of faking baldy's suicide.

 

[Iron Manchild]

The case for alcoholism strengthens.

 

[Bender41]

Must be drunk as fuck

 

[God'sMan]

sblyat

 

[Deadguy01]

Russia - A man in Voronezh survived after falling from the 19th floor onto a parked car. According to eyewitnesses on social networks, the incident occurred on April 4 on Kolesnichenko Street.
Local residents reported that the man was intoxicated. Before falling, he shouted something from the balcony, after which he fell from a height of about 60 meters onto the Nissan X-Trail SUV.

Witnesses to the incident called medical and rescue services. Ambulance staff pulled the man out of the badly damaged car and handed him over to the doctors.

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He shouted something from the balcony. I'm guess'n "Lookout Below!"

 

[Riggo]

Hard bastard that's all I'm saying. I bet surviving that jump changes his outlook on life from now on.

 

[McM]

We have a saying that drunks and babies have the most luck when falling.

 

[dwdays]

Fucking Superman!

 

[SlovakBabe]

marched to the front line in ukraine now

 

[CharlesIV]

Alcohol is a Magic survival liquid.

Let Hertz put YOU into the driver's seat.

 

[GoreFun13]

Man was unscathed. HOW?!? Bro hit the car really hard and just stood up with only like a bandage around his belly. On god this man is god. But todays question is, was it a suicide or a murder? Did he jump to murder the car, or jump to commit the suicide??

 

[NoConvexity]

He better do something really good now.