Retard in Pizza Hut

[Mr Pane]

A few days ago I went on a trip to get a problem with my car fixed. Me and my friends were hungry and there was barely anything around, a random gas station and a Pizza Hut was basically it. We go into a Pizza Hut to get some lunch, we’re at our table eating, there’s only us and two other groups in the restaurant and one of those groups is this fucking couple. A really skinny white woman and a brown fat guy who looked brain dead. the woman was wearing a Covid mask btw. They have these little kids with iPads who are blasting some brain rot shit the entire time whilst making really strange noises, like these weird moans and groans, they didn’t look retarded but they clearly were. which was annoying but we just aired it cuz they have a right to be there or whatever. One of the kids iPad died, this boy who was probably like 12, he has a massive melt down and starts screaming and shouting, the mum is trying to calm him down but this fucking kid gets up and charges at my table and he climbs up and starts crawling on our fucking pizza and shoving it in his mouth like some feral primate. Me and my friends were like wtf but we didn’t want to touch him or anything incase the parents freak out, it’s not our kid so we weren’t trying to be charged with child abuse or something. The mum doesn’t even try to grab her kid at first, she gets on her knees by her table and is like “honey come here sweetie, we don’t eat other people’s food” she eventually comes and pulls him off after he’s destroyed our shitty Pizza and slobbers everywhere and the family just leave without saying sorry or anything. I’m sick of these retarded kids, why tf does this generation of children all have some kind of mental retardation. Ik it’s only Pizza Hut but it was so annoying, if I dared do something like that my mum would beat the fuck out of me. And the fact that the parents just watched and didn’t even apologise was so annoying.

 

[Amalgamation]

We stopped letting parents beat their kids

also, niggers

シ

 

[djdeeds]

I would have looked really serious and said really worryingly .. "Oh shit this isn't good, he just ate the poisonous pizza piece we were gonna kill the rat with" then everyone quickly move to another table.

 

[Hannius]

A few days ago I went on a trip to get a problem with my car fixed. Me and my friends were hungry and there was barely anything around, a random gas station and a Pizza Hut was basically it. We go into a Pizza Hut to get some lunch, we’re at our table eating, there’s only us and two other groups in the restaurant and one of those groups is this fucking couple. A really skinny white woman and a brown fat guy who looked brain dead. the woman was wearing a Covid mask btw. They have these little kids with iPads who are blasting some brain rot shit the entire time whilst making really strange noises, like these weird moans and groans, they didn’t look retarded but they clearly were. which was annoying but we just aired it cuz they have a right to be there or whatever. One of the kids iPad died, this boy who was probably like 12, he has a massive melt down and starts screaming and shouting, the mum is trying to calm him down but this fucking kid gets up and charges at my table and he climbs up and starts crawling on our fucking pizza and shoving it in his mouth like some feral primate. Me and my friends were like wtf but we didn’t want to touch him or anything incase the parents freak out, it’s not our kid so we weren’t trying to be charged with child abuse or something. The mum doesn’t even try to grab her kid at first, she gets on her knees by her table and is like “honey come here sweetie, we don’t eat other people’s food” she eventually comes and pulls him off after he’s destroyed our shitty Pizza and slobbers everywhere and the family just leave without saying sorry or anything. I’m sick of these retarded kids, why tf does this generation of children all have some kind of mental retardation. Ik it’s only Pizza Hut but it was so annoying, if I dared do something like that my mum would beat the fuck out of me. And the fact that the parents just watched and didn’t even apologise was so annoying.

Bro you need to come to Louisiana and try some Jhonnys Pizza, youll never eat nasty ass pizza hut again.

 

[the stick]

At this point all you can do is pray that the family dies in a fire.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

You encountered a malfunctioning npc program.

 

[Solomon Kane]

A few days ago I went on a trip to get a problem with my car fixed. Me and my friends were hungry and there was barely anything around, a random gas station and a Pizza Hut was basically it. We go into a Pizza Hut to get some lunch, we’re at our table eating, there’s only us and two other groups in the restaurant and one of those groups is this fucking couple. A really skinny white woman and a brown fat guy who looked brain dead. the woman was wearing a Covid mask btw. They have these little kids with iPads who are blasting some brain rot shit the entire time whilst making really strange noises, like these weird moans and groans, they didn’t look retarded but they clearly were. which was annoying but we just aired it cuz they have a right to be there or whatever. One of the kids iPad died, this boy who was probably like 12, he has a massive melt down and starts screaming and shouting, the mum is trying to calm him down but this fucking kid gets up and charges at my table and he climbs up and starts crawling on our fucking pizza and shoving it in his mouth like some feral primate. Me and my friends were like wtf but we didn’t want to touch him or anything incase the parents freak out, it’s not our kid so we weren’t trying to be charged with child abuse or something. The mum doesn’t even try to grab her kid at first, she gets on her knees by her table and is like “honey come here sweetie, we don’t eat other people’s food” she eventually comes and pulls him off after he’s destroyed our shitty Pizza and slobbers everywhere and the family just leave without saying sorry or anything. I’m sick of these retarded kids, why tf does this generation of children all have some kind of mental retardation. Ik it’s only Pizza Hut but it was so annoying, if I dared do something like that my mum would beat the fuck out of me. And the fact that the parents just watched and didn’t even apologise was so annoying.

What was wrong with the car?