Serious Robert Prevost of the United States is named Pope Leo XIV

[K.I.T.T.]

How about just sell off all that gold and stash of spoils that lays hidden beneath the Vatican and use the money to build affordable housing - and to help feed the hungry .. instead of riding around in Jesus Carts wearing a dress .. like a useless cunt.

Because the Catholic church needs the money for much more important things. Like defending themselves from those completely unfounded child molestation lawsuits...🙄

 

[methedup77]

Dont care much as Im not s Catholic. But one year I dressed up as a pregnant nun and went bar hopping so does that count

Damn it’s unfortunate we didn’t cross paths. I’d have fucked the demon out of you 😂

 

[methedup77]

Because the Catholic church needs the money for much more important things. Like defending themselves from those completely unfounded child molestation lawsuits...🙄

That’s probably why they got an American pope. To soften the blow of pedophilia in the USA. Mark my words. We all might be dead by then? But eventually pedophilia shall be legal. When you’re caught and they let you go to live amongst the public and all you have to do is get on a sex registry for 25s or life whatever? It’s to soften the blow. Grooming the public for what’s to come.

 

[djdeeds]

Because the Catholic church needs the money for much more important things. Like defending themselves from those completely unfounded child molestation lawsuits...🙄

Outside of my normal silly posts, my Mum joined a Catholic CULT when I was a kid and the man who con jobbed her into moving in with her fiddled me and my sister. We both blocked all that crap out for years but I make absolutely NO apology for making disrespectful comments or insulting remarks on religious posts. They're ALL absolute hypocrites that HIDE behind religion to cover for their bullshittery. (Psychics / self appointed clairvoyants are like it too) they identify and take advantage of the vulnerable. I go to those psychic "Fairs" and literally pay money for readings just so I can metaphorically rip those lying cunts a fresh arsehole in front of a crowd.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Outside of my normal silly posts, my Mum joined a Catholic CULT when I was a kid and the man who con jobbed her into moving in with her fiddled me and my sister. We both blocked all that crap out for years but I make absolutely NO apology for making disrespectful comments or insulting remarks on religious posts. They're ALL absolute hypocrites that HIDE behind religion to cover for their bullshittery. (Psychics / self appointed clairvoyants are like it too) they identify and take advantage of the vulnerable. I go to those psychic "Fairs" and literally pay money for readings just so I can metaphorically rip those lying cunts a fresh arsehole in front of a crowd.

I sense that you are about to do something... with your ears? No... wait, the spirits are talking... your eyes? Do you have eyes? Yes, quite right, I thought so... hush, the spirits continue to use me as their portal, yes.. yessss, you, you're going to blink your eyes today! I am truly a messenger of the gods.

That'll be about tree-fiddy.

PS: I'm terribly sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you've not let that ruin your life.

 

[Sabu]

Outside of my normal silly posts, my Mum joined a Catholic CULT when I was a kid and the man who con jobbed her into moving in with her fiddled me and my sister. We both blocked all that crap out for years but I make absolutely NO apology for making disrespectful comments or insulting remarks on religious posts. They're ALL absolute hypocrites that HIDE behind religion to cover for their bullshittery. (Psychics / self appointed clairvoyants are like it too) they identify and take advantage of the vulnerable. I go to those psychic "Fairs" and literally pay money for readings just so I can metaphorically rip those lying cunts a fresh arsehole in front of a crowd.

I'm sorry you and your sister went through that dude. Oh, and sorry to those that "believe" but religion is a joke to me. I'm agnostic so I'm not against people that are religious...anyone has their choice to believe in whatever.

 

[djdeeds]

I sense that you are about to do something... with your ears? No... wait, the spirits are talking... your eyes? Do you have eyes? Yes, quite right, I thought so... hush, the spirits continue to use me as their portal, yes.. yessss, you, you're going to blink your eyes today! I am truly a messenger of the gods.

That'll be about tree-fiddy.

PS: I'm terribly sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you've not let that ruin your life.

(fingers to forehead and walking backwards in circles slowly) "You had a dog in your family? ... maybe not your direct family but family somehow related to you ... maybe a dog that was in your life or one of your relatives lives at some point ... anyway ...it's here now .... eating cake .... and it wants you to know everything is gonna be alright ...yeah?" ..... (stumbles awkwardly and appears to lose balance) Oooooh ... there's another dog here in the room with me now ... her name is Trudy ... she's an overweight Labrador .... she says ..... wait ................................. yes..............................................what's that Trudy? ............................................ok Trudy ..........................................I understand ............................................yes Trudy ........................................... no it's not fair you got blamed for eating those rissoles from the Christmas table back in 1987 ........................................................................................ whazzat? ...........bark again for me please ........................... Trudy says you're gonna get ass cancer .... sorry man .

 

[mrln]

im waiting to see a new trump meme, "we have the best pope in the world. no one popes better than the united states".

 

[Norme DePlume]

When my ex was pregnant with my son, she wanted to fuck alllll the time.

Pregnant women are strangely attractive.

I heard she wanted to fuck alllll the time before she was pregnant, including when you were out of town.

Sure he is yours?

On second thoughts, I would hazard your paternity would have been visibly discernible easily enough on the happy day of his birth due to your now ex probably being your sister or cousin due to you following your family tradition of generations of genetic inbreeding.

"Err... Which one is mine, nurse?"​

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I heard she wanted to fuck alllll the time before she was pregnant, including when you were out of town.

Sure he is yours?

On second thoughts, I would hazard your paternity would have been visibly discernible easily enough on the happy day of his birth due to your now ex probably being your sister or cousin due to you following your family tradition of generations of genetic inbreeding.

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"Err... Which one is mine, nurse?"​

This is a non F/L/H section. Good job.

@Bethy

 

[Norme DePlume]

This is a non F/L/H section. Good job.

@Bethy

Jesus. No wonder they awarded you the Crybaby badge.

 

[Chief Queef]

An American pope? Oh boy. Get ready to embrace same sex marriage and the transgender ideology within the Catholic cult...

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Jesus. No wonder they awarded you the Crybaby badge.

Jesus, no wonder your reaction score has dwindled by 75%. I don't care about your insults. Just post them where appropriate.

 

[Dirl]

Jesus. No wonder they awarded you the Crybaby badge.

And you deserve this.

...forever alone.

 

[Norme DePlume]

Jesus, no wonder your reaction score has dwindled by 75%. I don't care about your insults. Just post them where appropriate.

Right. That's why you went crying to the mods like the whiny hysterical emotional cunt bitch you are about my post.

Maybe you'll be the first person on Goregrish to be awarded two Crybaby awards?

 

[Alex Sickboy]

Right. That's why you went crying to the mods like the whiny hysterical emotional cunt bitch you are about my post.

Maybe you'll be the first person on Goregrish to be awarded two Crybaby awards?

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Fuck the pope. I'd like to see him on the end of a rope. I think he's a fool.

 

[Jenny]

They're called roofies, or Rohypnol some classy people use coke, but most just use ice or speed, it's not really witchcraft lmao.

Though rubbing their clit also works too.

Lol, if you say so. Those are more things you'd find in a rapist's toolkit quite often and some people don't like to put certain substances in their bodies.

 

[Vallrain]

Lol, if you say so. Those are more things you'd find in a rapist's toolkit quite often and some people don't like to put certain substances in their bodies.

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Bruh, thats just meth for kids 😆.

 

[Jenny]

Bruh, thats just meth for kids 😆.

*sis but, thanks for explaining brother