bizarre Soon You Can Smooch Or Get A Bj From Phone (1 Viewer)

[Monkman777]

 

[Ellzibette]

I know where I'd put that.

 

[Jessica Fletcher. 🍳]

Flavouring agent must mean wank toy.
And I'm certainly not blowing my own trumpet in that department but, I think the men might want a slightly deeper one.

 

[ZeroK]

The Geriatric Version

 

[randy25]

its fleshlight with extra steps

 

[djdeeds]

They have figured out how to maximize profits by the sheer fact that everyone is gonna wreck it in 24hrs and need a replacement because they fucked it with their cock.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Sad, but for some people. that is all they have.

 

[Lord Manic]

They have to cut a hole in it right?

 

[PinkE]

I hate looking at it

 

[mrln]

I know where I'd put that.

in your pants garbage pail

 

[Ellzibette]

in your pants garbage pail

It could be either couldn't it? I'll let you all ponder which one I meant.

 

[yago2005]

It doesn’t surprise me the origin of where that product was invented.

 

[igotyour40acres]

It could be either couldn't it? I'll let you all ponder which one I meant.

🤣😅

 

[Smooby]

Flavouring agent must mean wank toy.
And I'm certainly not blowing my own trumpet in that department but, I think the men might want a slightly deeper one.

I think that one was made for the asian market, you only need an inch or two at most

I hate looking at it

 

[GoreLad]

Man these Chinese are weird

 

[angryagain]

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You know the company will take this idea and run with it! Next thing you know it, people will have rubber dicks dangling from their phone.

 

[Chief Queef]

I can't figure out if its everyone else encouraging the Asians or if they are in fact just a fucking bizarre race in general...

 

[savgbeast]

National Lampoon had this idea 49 years ago